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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

garcavisconde

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

skyesmom

“I’m about to introduce you to all seven gods. When you meet them, don’t forget to tell them I’m the one you worship on your knees.”

expecto-assbutt

#in my book era

r0zeclawz

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

nightcourtladydeath

This man is absolutely smitten,only Xaden Riorson is capable of simping, giving himself a pep talk all the while schooling himself about boundaries 😭

whenwewereyoung97

Mild Iron Flame spoilers

Violet (to Cat): “That trick you mentioned? You know, with the fingers?” A slow smile spreads across my face. “Thanks.”

Second Squad:

cal-kestis

ANDOR 10. One Way Out

whitepeopletwitter

jus-tea

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

roseverdict

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT

cheeseanonioncrisps

It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).

One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them.

Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.

Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”

senshitracey

Endless list of favourite characters → Chibiusa Tsukino AKA Black Lady (Sailor Moon).

↳ “I despise all of the people who ignored me. In fact, I despise everyone in this world.”

sandandglass

itscalledfashionlookitup

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

macabrekawaii

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

returningjedi

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

Finally back on Tumblr, simply due to my increasing lust for Netflix’s original movie, Mute.

#netflix #mute #movie #in love #text #mine #personal #alexander skarsgard #is an major HOTTIE #nuff said

stillmisseric

I have watched Mute twice today and loved it both times. After reading critics reviews, I almost thought I must have been watching a different film! Some critics made it very personal which seems odd to me. Even my husband really, really enjoyed it (and he usually avoids AS films like the plague due to my (un)healthy obsession with a certain tall Swede…) Alexander Skarsgard is wonderful as Leo , I can’t really say much more as it would give away spoilers and that’s not fair to those who haven’t watched it yet. Duncan Jones has clearly made a wonderful film that you must watch, the music score by Clint Mansell is not bad either!