Sebastian: hey so
Sebastian: i did something
MC: oh no
MC: i don't like how this sounds
Anne: what is it now
Sebastian: so uh
Sebastian: I found this really cool potions books and decided to test some of the potions out
Sebastian: stuff we don't learn in class
Anne: okay...
Sebastian: so Ominis and I were messing around with the book and I found this potion that is supposed to help with eye sight
Sebastian: so i thought
Sebastian: we should try this and maybe he can finally see
Sebastian: like that would be crazy right
MC: OMG DID YOU KILL HIM
Sebastian: heavens no
Sebastian: i turned him into a rat
Sebastian: i did it wrong and now he is a rat.
Sebastian: help me undo this
Anne: there is something wrong with you
Anne: the fact that we shared a womb and you turned out like this is mind boggling to me
Sebastian: ok i get it i'm stupid now HELP
Sebastian: crumpet the cat is CHASING him. WHAT DO I DO
MC: like...transfiguration?? certainly you know a spell to switch him back
Sebastian: ITS NOT WORKING
MC: Ok ok I'll be over in a second
MC: hey, checking in. how are you feeling after everything today?
Ominis: you know what gets me
Ominis: even as a mouse i'm still blind.
Ominis: wtf.
MC: if only there were two more of you
MC: haha get it
MC: three blind mice
Ominis: wow..you're so funny...
MC: thanks :D
Ominis: i
Ominis: ok
Ominis: what color is my hair
MC: why do you ask
Ominis: every time i get a picture of myself the phone describes it as "male with blue eyes and blonde hair"
Ominis: i know blue is a color but what is a blonde hair
Ominis: now i'm just confused
MC: oh yeah
MC: well it is blonde
Ominis: okay but what is blonde
MC: i
MC: it's blonde????
Ominis: yes but
Ominis: okay i know the names of colors
Ominis: is it a color????
Ominis: WHAT IS IT
Ominis: like i know yours is brown
Ominis: whatever that looks like i have no clue but but it is brown, like the tree stumps - allegedly
Ominis: Sebastian's is brown and everyone has a color like black brown or red
Ominis: WHAT IS BLONDE
MC: hm
MC: its like if brown and white had a baby with yellow
MC: or cool golden color
Ominis: so yellow brown
MC: well no
Ominis: then WTF IS IT
Ominis: omg the vein in my neck is popping out from stress im gonna have an aneurysm
MC: WHY DOES THIS MATTER SO MUCH
Ominis: BECAUSE I HATE NOT KNOWING THINGS
Ominis: I AM SUPPOSED TO KNOW EVERYTHING I AM SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU
Ominis: and much more handsome than Sebastian
MC: lol
MC: but you already don't know how to see so technically you don't know everything
Ominis: fuck
Ominis: im blocking u now bye
MC: ?????????????????????
Sebastian: we should have a kid
Sebastian: like just take a moment and picture it
Sebastian: with my handsome looks and constant curiosity
Sebastian: he will get his quick thinking and levelheaded decision making from you
Sebastian: he'll be great at potions
Sebastian: and dueling
Sebastian: how could I forget dueling
Sebastian: he'll be able to fight off any dark wizard that tries to stand in his way
Sebastian: with his wand and his strength
Sebastian: because obviously i will be feeding him plenty of steak to beef him up
Sebastian: good idea don't you think
Ominis: uh
Ominis: i think you meant to text this to MC and not me
Sebastian: oh no
Sebastian: it was for you
Sebastian: we can name him Ombastianis
Ominis: ....
Ominis: ok
Ominis: if you will excuse me i am actually going to go take a walk by the Great Lake, submerge myself into the water, and drown in it.
Sebastian: your cat BIT ME
Ominis: she did?????
Ominis: Merlin's beard!
Ominis: I have trained Crumpet so well
MC: LOL
Ominis: proud dad moment
Sebastian: ur SICK
Ominis: no
Ominis: but you will be
Ominis: she has diseases
Sebastian: WHAT????
Sebastian: R U KIDDING ME
Ominis: hope you have more white blood cells than you do brain cells
MC: im crying on the floor rn
MC: this is so funny
Sebastian: laughing at me literally DYING FROM A DISEASED CAT BITE is so diabolical
MC: you dumbass Crumpet is not diseased
MC: I'd be more worried if Ominis was the one that bit you
Ominis: why??
Ominis: scared the bite will pass on some intelligence?????
Ominis: he could use some.
Sebastian: WTF???
Sebastian: so i've decided i am going to run for class president
Ominis: oh good heavens
Ominis: you're joking right
Ominis: PLEASE tell me you're not being serious
Sebastian: of course i'm serious
Sebastian: think of all the good things i could do for our year! our house!
Sebastian: it would be GRAND
Ominis: a tin of tuna could run our class better than you could
Sebastian: wow, have a little faith Ominis
Ominis: i do have faith
Ominis: i pray every night that an astroid will plummet to Earth and hit me
Ominis: it requires faith to hold onto such a consistently unanswered pray
Sebastian: omg be serious rn
Ominis: this is me being serious.
Sebastian: you could be my vice, you know
Sebastian: second in command
Sebastian: help me make the decision, have a big say in it all
Ominis: why not MC?
Sebastian: MC isn't my best friend like you are
Ominis: ??? she's your girlfriend
Ominis: are you saying im better than her??
Sebastian: sure
Ominis: finally, some recognition for my intelligence and charmingly handsome disposition
Ominis: i'll do it.
Ominis: are you gonna vote for Sebastian and me when we go for class president?
MC: are you running against each other? what happened
Ominis: no, i'm vice
MC: huh???
MC: no, he told me i could be vice
Ominis: no he didn't, he said i am his best friend and overall a better decision maker than you are
MC: um...that's what he told me
Ominis: that two timing WEASEL
Ominis: i can't believe this
MC: so who is getting the title?
Ominis: me obviously, i am a lot smarter than you!! and i clearly make way better decisions than the two of you
MC: not fair i make perfectly good and sound decisions!!!
Ominis: aren't you the one that snuck into the restricted section with him, and almost got him expelled for it?
Ominis: aren't you the one who insisted going into the catacombs with him?
Ominis: aren't you the one that encouraged him to snatch up an ancient relic and spawn a bunch of inferi with it?
MC: uh
MC: fair point
Ominis: that's what i thought.
MC: fine, you can have it
Ominis: nice :D
Ominis: what. the. actual. fuck.
Ominis: which one of you DISGUSTING FREAKS is responsible for this
MC: huh???
Sebastian: woah chill
Ominis: chill???
Ominis: CHILL?????
Ominis: you sack of shit
Ominis: it was you wasn't it
Ominis: i am going to hurt you
Ominis: SEVERELY
Sebastian: back tf up what did i do
Sebastian: i literally don't think i've done anything
Sebastian: are you mad because i took your potions book? it was only a little bit of olive juice on page 95 ok its not that serious
Ominis: what?
Ominis: what r u
Ominis: you got olive juice on my potions book????
Ominis: huh how did i not notice that you took my book
Ominis: weird
Sebastian: so that wasn't it?
Ominis: oh right
Ominis: NO YOU FILTHY BEAST, THAT IS NOT IT
MC: ok but what is it
MC: because now i'm curious
Ominis: oh he probably told you after he did it
MC: DID WHAT????
Ominis: THREW UP IN MY BED
Ominis: THERE IS VOMIT IN MY BED
MC: ew wtf
Ominis: EW IS FUCKING RIGHT
Ominis: i can't see for shit so i ended up SITTING IN IT
Sebastian: oh that's disgusting i swear it wasn't me
Ominis: i don't fucking believe you
Ominis: what have i done to deserve this????
Ominis: i am nice, i buy you treats in Hogsmeade, I do your homework when you forget
Ominis: i let you have the fucking Undercroft and this is what you do????????
MC: uhm Ominis
Ominis: why not just kill me and put me out of my misery?????
MC: OMINIS
Ominis: what?
MC: what about crumpet?
Ominis: crumpet?
MC: your cat...
Ominis: oh
*OMINIS HAS LEFT THE CHAT*
Sebastian: lol
hey friends...if you wanna read something other than the text series and you love Seb, i just put out a little short here! Ominis version coming soon!
The chill of winter air subsided with the sunshine for the first time in months, like a fog lifting off a mountain village upon the rise of morning. The birds chirped and traveled alongside the Great Lake, searching for insects to give to their young that had freshly cracked out of their shells - ready to see the world. The pathway shrubs blossomed small flowers of various colors and fragrances. It was a sign of one thing, a siren to me each year.
My birthday.
I never really made a big deal of my birthday. After all, who wants to celebrate a clumsy witch with a lack of patience and zero control of her lethal magic? Certainly not the parents that tried to throw me away when I started expressing signs of being…different. Had it not been for the unnaturally kind Jarveys that had made a nest in the dirt of my backyard, I would’ve never known what a birthday even was. The large, ferret-like beasts were the only friends I had known as a child.
Even in school, I was quite the loner. Minorly offputting, a firecracker that could not find her place amongst the steady wielders of magic. My only peer to ever really take a liking to my out-of-control wizardry was Lucan Brattleby. Even then, it was for the sake of his own entertainment.
“They’ll lose their heads when they see you duel,” he’d say to me in reference to the dueling club he’d mediated. Crossed Wands, they’d called it. “Perhaps in the literal sense if we aren’t careful.”
Crossed Wands was a nice outlet for me at times, especially when I got to duel Sebastain Sallow. What a prick he was - pompous and arrogant, thought he knew his way around a wand and the wielding of the world around him. No one could outduel him, no one could outsmart him. He was indestructible.
That was, until he met me.
When we dueled, it wasn’t a game. No minor squall or training session could compare to the way we’d set it off on one another. And on the rare occasion that he lost to me, it would kill him.
“Well played,” he’d murmur in defeat with a look as bitter as licorice in his eyes. “I won’t go so easy on you next time.”
It killed him to lose. It ignited me to win.
Of course I had planned on meeting the group up for Crossed Wands that morning, to at least get the satisfaction of potentially kicking Sallow’s ass. It would’ve been the greatest gift, watching him fume on his way out with a muttered “Happy Birthday” slipping from his lips. But when I got to the clock tower, it was vacant with the exception of Lucan Brattleby. He sat in the corner surrounded by a pile of books and torn pages, moving his pen frantically until he caught a glimpse of me. He jolted up at the sight, and I questioned if I looked a bit uglier than normal that day. He was used to seeing me there, so I wondered why my presence had been a surprise.
“Pardon my startle!” His voice bounced off of the walls and rang into my ears like a bell. “I’m cramming for that exam tomorrow, I’ve not touched a page this past week aside from today. Silly of me, I know.”
He looked like he’d been awake overnight, his eyes dark and hollow underneath. The smile painted on his face almost looked delirious, exhausted. I motioned over to his spot in the corner and balled myself down onto the floor beside him. “Have you been awake all night?”
“Not all night,” he slumped back against the wall before turning his head to look at me with his molten chocolate eyes. “But enough of me, Happy Birthday to you.”
He let out an airy, sleepy laugh as I smiled awkwardly at my first birthday wish of the day. It was a lot stranger hearing it from a boy instead of a beast.
“Thank you, Brattleby.”
“We’ve got something special prepared for you tonight, since we couldn’t gather for a morning duel.”
“What’s that?”
“You’ll have to ask Sebastian.”
Brattleby pushing me off onto Sallow felt less like a birthday gift and more like a curse upon myself and my bloodline. I stomped down the hall towards the library like an angry giant, ready to face the gloating, high-horsed plonker. And of course when I had made it in he was lingering near the restricted section, constantly ready to get himself - and me - into trouble.
“Oh wow,” his gaze slapped me in the face and I floated towards him. “I’m surprised you actually came.”
Despite the fact that he was a complete inconvenience to deal with, our rivalry wasn’t enough for me to ignore the fact that he was physically attractive. He always looked rather handsome draped in his school robe, his brown hair always fluffed and perfectly in place. His eyelashes fluttered like the wings of a butterfly. And his lips? His lips were —
“Hello? I’m talking to you. Are you deaf?”
Ah, yes. His lips excelled at pushing out words that made me want to put a fist to his face.
“ I heard you, jackass.” I crossed my arms over my chest, like placing a safe guard between the two of us despite the distance doing so just fine. “Why am I here? Brattleby sent me.”
“I know he did. After all, this meeting is entirely my doing.” He began to walk towards me, like a beast slowly stalking its prey. The closer he got, the more I felt my heart crawl up into my throat. With Sebastian, I never knew if it was attraction or hate that made my chest feel like it was going to blow open and spew its guts to the ground. I knew I found him physically appealing, but emotionally draining — like drinking poison disguised as berry-flavored ale. Sweet and addictive, until you lose your inhibition and fall to the floor lifeless.
“So what do you want?” The words came out of my mouth like I had been standing on shaken ground. He stood close enough for me to feel the subtle heat radiating off of his body.
“I want to duel you, a real duel. Go all the way out.”
“I’m listening…”
“Outside of Hogwarts, past curfew. Tonight. The whole group will spectate.”
My insides tingled at the idea of going all out of him, just enough where he was hurt but still breathing. I wanted to watch him realize he wasn’t as grand as he’d thought himself to be. But despite that my insides also twisted and turned like the wheels of a horse-drawn wagon as he stared so closely at my face, as I stared so closely at him. The warm sandalwood smell he always carried with him fumigated my sinuses, penetrating the logic and reason I knew my brain was capable of.
I wanted to kiss him.
Why? I had no idea. But I wanted to do it. The heat and anger I felt towards him melted away and cooled into ash, nothing left of it as I toyed around with the idea of his lips coating mine. But I didn’t move. I couldn’t. We were rivals, and nothing more.
“And what happens after? When one of us wins?”
“If I win…” His words came to a halt for a moment. “You bow out of Crossed Wands, and I never have to speak to you again.”
The desire to kiss him evaporated then and there.
“Okay…and —”
“If you win, I am at your disposal. We no longer duel each other. We duel as a team.”
And there it was again, my heart in my damned throat.
He pulled back and pushed past me quicker than I even had the chance to speak. Walking towards the door, words still crept out from his mouth. “But you’re rather clumsy with your magic, so I can’t see that happening.”
I was speechless over his declaration. I stood there, frozen to the ground beneath me, like an idiot. He turned around one more time to lock his eyes with mine. “By the way, did Brattleby tell you there would be a gift on the table back there?”
“No, he didn’t.”
“Well, there is. Happy Birthday, I guess.”
With that, his figure disappeared through the doorway. He was gone like a phantom.
I went over to the mentioned table, met with a long rectangular box wrapped in a bow. It was velvet, dark aubergine. A bow wrapped around it perfectly. As my hands untied the knot, I thought about how sweet it was of Brattleby to get me a gift. I hadn’t realized we were close enough for him to even consider gifting me something.
When I pulled the box open, a card sat on the top.
“Crafted by Gerbold Ollivander: A wand meant to steady even the most volatile forms of magic.”
My eyes studied the wand and all of its beautifully crafted details. It was wooden - stained dark - polished to perfection. It had little intricate carvings and looked as if the edges had been dipped in gold. Truthfully, it was the nicest present I’d ever been given. Not that I had been given many presents, but even so, I could tell it was a rather expensive, custom-made wand.
It was only after a few moments of looking at the wand that I’d felt a tiny note attached to the bottom of the box with my fingertips. I pulled it unstuck from the box and unfolded it delicately, careful not to rip it.
My eyes hit the page and my heart and stomach twisted together, all at once.
“I expect to see this used at our duel tonight, or else it doesn’t count.
Happy Birthday.
- Sallow.”
hey friends! it's been a minute since i've posted something other than the text series. i hope you enjoyed this short! Ominis will be getting his own version as well very soon!
MC: i am so ready for summer break
Ominis: I'm not, means I have to spend two months with my dreadful parents.
MC: my parents are dead.
Sebastian: so are mine.
Ominis: okay??? congratulations???
Poppy: Ominis pls
Ominis: no you don't get it the Gaunt house is even more of a nightmare than Sebastian's night grilling habit
Sebastian: and you had the nerve to act like I was so wrong for cooking steak at night
Sebastian: you plonker
Sebastian: steaks or your family pick one
Ominis: ????
Ominis: is death a choice
MC: NOT funny!
Ominis: easy for you to say, you get to go back to your aunt's countryside garden cottage and pluck fruit from trees, swinging in a white hammock whilst crying "poor, poor me... never had a mother"
Sebastian: Ominis that's kinda messed up
MC: no it was kinda funny lol let him cook
Poppy: my parents are poachers so...poor, poor me...no longer have a mother
MC: just a hippogriff
MC: and a cool grandma
Sebastian: Ominis, why don't you just stay with Anne and I for the summer like we used to???
Ominis: Mumsie's not too happy about the whole...dead uncle thing. No chaperones
MC: Sorry
MC: excuse me
MC: Mumsie??
Ominis: I said it ironically, you twat
MC: LOL
MC: you could just stay with me and Aunt Mirabel
Ominis: delighted
Ominis: i'll start packing rn
Sebastian: UHM????
Sebastian: can i come?????? Professor Garlick loves me!!!!
MC: no.
MC: Poppy you're invited
MC: bring Gran
Poppy: YAY!
MC: Anne can come too
Sebastian: WTF???????
y'all, i think i'm gonna start writing again...text series included. but honestly, i think i wanna start a new short form fic too. just a couple of chapters...tell me what you wanna see.
Ominis: WHERE is my wand you wanker
Sebastian: what wand
Sebastian: i don't have a wand
Sebestian: never heard of a wand in my life
Ominis: this isn't funny you know i SEE with my wand
Ominis: where is it
Ominis: i'm telling MC
Sebestian: im jk i actually don't know where it is
Sebastian: did you check the drawers?
Ominis: I have felt around every crack and crevice of this dorm, its not here
Sebastian: I'm sure it will turn up
Poppy: what did you guys do for prank day?
MC: added an ingredient to Garreth's potion the one time he actually tried to follow a recipe
Anne: chased Duncan with a snake from the courtyard
Natsai: pour glue in Zenobia Noke's chair right before she sat in it
Sebastian: stole Ominis's wand
Poppy: ....
MC: Sebastian that's not funny
Sebastian: well why not
Sebastian: i got a kick out of it
Natsai: doesn't he see with his wand????
Sebastian: and? he'll be alright
MC: Ominis is in the hospital wing
Sebastian: WHAT? WHY?
MC: he fell down the stairs
MC: couldn't see
Sebastian: MERLINS BEARD I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN???????
Sebastian: OMINIS IM SORRY
Sebastian: IT WAS ME IM SORRY
Sebastian: IM COMING TO VISIT IM SORRY
Sebastian: ok wtf Ominis is NOT in the hospital wing????
Sebastian: WHY IS THERE A GIANT PURPLE TOAD ON MY BED
MC: happy prank day ;)
Sebastian: oh r u kidding me wtf
Anne: HAHAHAHAHA
Ominis: next time you try to steal my wand at least find a better hiding spot you plonker
hey guys, it's been a while since i've posted. it's actually been an entire month on the dot apparently. anyway, apologies for the absence as i have been diagnosed with some unfavorable health issues.
i've come on today in the light of the ao3 AI theft situation and just want to say that for the time being, i am locking my dusty abandoned fics for archive accounts only. i know they're barely anything special or heavily worked through anyway, but no one wants their work scraped up to train AI programs...
i'll get back to my text series soon, but posts may be all over the place while im in treatment for my health. i do miss the community that has come from it, and i just love writing Sebastian and Ominis.
that being said if you're on ao3 and actively write/have written but haven't heard about this whole content theft situation, i suggest you also lock your stories.
Sebastian: how do you think
Ominis: uhm...the same way you do?
Sebastian: no
Sebastian: how do you think if you can't see
Sebastian: like what do you think about
Ominis: tf??? idk. stuff.
Sebastian: no seriously
Ominis: a lot of things
Ominis: homework, the book i'm going through, the next spell i need to learn, theater lines, whether or not i've remembered to feed crumpet, how much i hate duncan hobhouse, my desire to punch duncan hobhouse in the face, pushing imelda off of her broom
Sebastian: okay but how
Ominis: tf do you mean???
Ominis: because I have a brain?
Sebastian: no but like how do you see your thoughts in your brain
Sebastian: like when you're thinking about these things how do you picture it
Sebastian: if you're thinking about a meat pie, how do you picture it
Ominis: i don't
Sebastian: but like how do you think about it
Ominis: bro idfk i can't think about something ive never experienced
Sebastian: but how do you think about a meat pie then?
Ominis: because i've eaten a meat pie?
Sebastian: but you've never SEEN it
Ominis: you know what you're going to see if you don't shut up
Ominis: my fist
Ominis: in your mouth
Sebastian: WTF?????
Sebastian: MC is pregnant
Ominis: WHAT
Ominis: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Ominis: SEBASTIAN
Ominis: bro answer the phone rn
Ominis: HELLO
Ominis: what are you going to do with it
Ominis: is she gonna like
Ominis: raise it?
Ominis: oh my god she's too young to birth that thing
Ominis: Sebastian ANSWER UR PHONE
Ominis: oh my god how could you drop this on me and not answer me
Ominis: HELLO?
Ominis: you dumb fuck
Ominis: I'm going to MC's room
MC: WHY DID YOU TELL OMINIS THAT IM PREGNANT
Sebastian: what?
MC: you told Ominis I'm pregnant
Sebastian: no i didn't?
Sebastian: i told him you're packing
Sebastian: for the camping trip?
MC: go read your text you sent him
MC: go do it
Sebastian: fuck
Sebastian: packing*
Ominis: mf you have the intelligence of a slice of bread
Sebastian: well that's kinda mean????
Ominis: yeah you're right
Ominis: i shouldn't insult bread like that
Sebastian: WTF????
Sebastian: so you're not going to like this and i'm just going to start with that
Ominis: when do i ever like anything you have to tell me
Sebastian: exactly
Sebastian: you know what you're getting here
Ominis: ugh
Ominis: go on
Sebastian: i told Poppy you have a crush on her
Ominis: funny joke haha now what is it really
Sebastian: no that's what I did
Sebastian: and she was taken aback but she said the more she thought about it, the more it made sense
Sebastian: with theater club and everything
Sebastian: and i think she actually has realized that she likes you
Ominis: oh fuck
Ominis: are you kidding me
Ominis: you're such a dick
Ominis: why would you do that
Sebastian: well she was all upset about the fact that no one seems to fancy her in a romantic sense and
Sebastian: quite honestly it made me feel really fucking sad because Poppy is so sweet
Ominis: and that was your first thought????
Ominis: "let me tell this sweet innocent lovable girl that a guy likes her even though he doesn't"???
Ominis: you're SICK
Sebastian: lovable and sweet huh
Sebastian: perhaps you do like her
Ominis: well she is lovely but truthfully i think i have developed feelings for someone else
Sebastian: EXCUSE ME
Sebastian: it better not be MC
Ominis: oh shut it you braindead rat
Ominis: you know MC is like a sister to me
Sebastian: right right...
Sebastian: unless?
Ominis: NO
Sebastian: okay so not Poppy?
Ominis: no
Sebastian: Imelda
Ominis: FUCK NO.
Sebastian: damn okay
Sebastian: WAIT
Sebastian: IS IT ANNE
Ominis: no, with emphasis.
Sebastian: you're not gonna tell me yes to anyone are you
Ominis: you're never gonna shut up, are you?
Sebastian: do golden retrievers wag their tails when they're happy?
Ominis: i don't know, ive never seen one
Sebastian: fuck
Sebastian: sorry
Ominis: I feel like I am going mad
Ominis: have you been hearing that insanely loud sound coming from beneath the floorboards?
Sebastian: i have no clue what you're talking about
Ominis: that loud creaking sound
Ominis: you DONT hear it????
Ominis: literally how
Sebastian: I have no idea what you mean
MC: hey sorry late reply
MC: i haven't heard anything
MC: are you sure you've actually been hearing something?
Ominis: no
Ominis: I asked you because I made it up and I thought it was funny to trick you with my delusions
Sebastian: Oh?
Ominis: YES I HEAR THE NOISE
Ominis: ARE YOU CALLING ME CRAZY
MC: well i wasn't before...
Sebastian: yeah, now we might be
Ominis: the floor literally shakes???????
MC: Ominis....i think you need to lay down
MC: might be a side effect of the concussion my graphorn gave you
Ominis: okay don't take me seriously we'll see what happens
Ominis: have you been hearing any weird noises lately?
Poppy: Noises? no. not that i can recall. why?
Ominis: ugh no reason, we'll talk at theater practice
Ominis: have you been hearing any creaking sounds from the ground by chance?
Anne: uhh..no??? should i be worried???? lol
Ominis: hm
Ominis: no false alarm
Natsai: can you find a way to make that annoying sound STOP
Ominis: you hear it too?????????
Natsai: Sebastian tapping his wand against the table next to you??? yes i hear it loud and clear
Ominis: right, sorry
Ominis: well i guess you're right, no one heard it
MC: its okay sometimes our anxiety just makes stuff up yk
Sebastian: or you are genuinely insane and we should institutionalize you before its too late
Ominis: choke.
Sebastian: lol
MC: so a bunch of trolls just bursted in through the floor
Ominis: gee, I wonder who could've seen that one coming -_-
Sebastian: ???? you literally can't see anything soooo ?????
*OMINIS has blocked this chat*
