Noah

18 Sippin' on that Dr P soda, so-so-soda

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Noah threatens to post new BroDave

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im thinking constantly about dave and his connection to apples and caliborn and how hes a snake and dirk and how he's supposed to be reminiscent of adam the first man, because he's the last man. looks around. the serpent tempting adam to partake of the apple. does anyone understand me

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bro voice the evil fucking puppet on my shoulder that basically raised me is telling me to fuck my brother slash biological son. what do i do. i cant say no to cal

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I don't know how Tumblr works yet, everyone throw tomatoes at me.

(A lot of these are compressed because I had to download from Twitter after deleting the original files.)