Simon’s friends: fuck the monarchy!
Simon: yeah, fuck the monarchy!
A few weeks later:
Simon: hey geuss who I’m in love with? Prince Wilhelm!
His friends:....
Simon: you said fuck the monarchy
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Simon’s friends: fuck the monarchy!
Simon: yeah, fuck the monarchy!
A few weeks later:
Simon: hey geuss who I’m in love with? Prince Wilhelm!
His friends:....
Simon: you said fuck the monarchy
no one will ever call me, drunk and at midnight, saying the grass from the football field is fake but their love isn't and it hurts
i mean you heard the man
Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito
me irl
“you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and inside wound with drinking alcohol. it’s science.”
Derry Girls (2018–), S02E01.
CW: animal death
People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3
Me every time I see one of these comics: *prepares to get really fucked up emotionally*
ALWAYS REMEMBER, I AM FEAR ALWAYS REMEMBER, I AM HUNTER ALWAYS REMEMBER, I AM FILTH ALWAYS REMEMBER, I AM NOTHING!
My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™
Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.
47 y/o man with 3 kids:
Real conversation I had with my dad
Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why so many feel like failures when they’re unable to
Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that
Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?
Dad:
Parents: Social pressure is bad.
Also parents: I will have kids because of the social pressure.
Give me your best shot
The stronger I stand
Not looking for sympathy
What doesn’t kill me makes me who I am
A soldier fights until its free
YOU AIN’T READY FOR ME
Too late for what? The Republic to fall? It already has, and you just can’t see it! There is no justice, no law, no order, except for the one that will replace it. [insp (2)] THE CLONE WARS APPRECIATION WEEK Day Four: Favorite Arc (The Siege of Mandalore)