The best thing to come out of Sweden since IKEA

Wanderings, meanderings, traipses, twists and turns, the aimless and nomadic, the errant and fancy-free, the migratory, moving and rootless ramblings of a perambulatory, peripatetic and very wayward duck, far too big for her own pond.

[emotionalfairy-deactivated20190]

[correctdichotomy]

(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

[adulthoodisokay]

of course it’s native to australia. of. course.

[babyanimalpic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by hostilepenguin)

[exportswede]

IT’S THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!

[nevver]

World War Something, A. Tamboly

[naturalshocks]

[joachimmurat-archive-deactivate]

…this is a good aesthetic.

[exportswede]

Fuck. I love this

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via TerryFGM)

[buzzfeed]

Humans could learn a thing or two from these guys.

[exportswede]

Dawwwwwww so kyoot

[harryflynn]

OH MY GOD

[glassmenagerie]

But have you been on CarpetsForAirports.com?

[brocreate]

[yeayeaokalright]

OMG HUGH DANCY WRITES FOR THIS??? I DIDN’T THINK IT COULD GET BETTER.

[nonbinannytranny]

oh my god that is my favorite website though

[adulthoodisokay]

FAV

[teamcole]

J. Cole attends BALLY’s ‘Off the Grid’ New York premiere // Photo by: Neilson Barnard

[exportswede]

I say god DAYM the man is hawt

[worldofdarkness-eyecandy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by this_geig)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pun Dog #16 (previously) (joke via ihavenocomments)

[exportswede]

Obsessing over this song at the moment. Irish band Villagers and the song Dawning On Me

[exportswede]

James Rhodes and Benedict Cumberbatch plays the piano

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by siahbabedblsiah)

[exportswede]

She's like 'why... Just why the fuck would you...I mean, really.'

[roses-overhead]

[royeah-deactivated20180326]

Unmute this!!

[keepelpasodead]

First this looks like a bunch of jackasses then you unmute it.

[foointerrupted]

DYING

[kazander-deactivated20180328]

Holy shit