Hi, no, I don't know what's going on either.

Critical Role, Dungeons and Dragons, and occasionally sad poetry. Enjoy!

[exquisitedragons]

Right? (TW: mentions of self harm, blood, abuse)

I am picking up shards of broken glass

Bloody knees scraping through them

I am cutting myself on pieces of her

Hurting myself so no one else gets hurt

Because if I keep picking them up they won't hurt anyone else

Right?

Because if I keep hurting myself instead no one else will get hurt

Right?

I am covered in scars and bruises from her

But I stop them from going on anyone else's skin

So that's a good thing

Right?

I am doing the right thing

I am saving other people

I am protecting them

Because it doesn't matter how many scars

How many bruises

How many cuts and scrapes and broken bones I have

Because I am protecting someone else

Because I am saving them

Right?

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[exquisitedragons]

I wish being a nerd wasn't so expensive

[slayerscake]

Oh hey I can finally watch LOVM without my totally legit Prime Video account™ [link to youtube]

[slayerscake]

Hey just so you guys know... youtube to mp4 downloads work on this

[sassy-cass-16]

the wildmother: sends caduceus a fart as a sign, gets girlbossed by a bunch of morons into having a nice chat, cuddles fjord out of his warlock pact with seaweed, gives orym a little power-up to his sword as a freebie

also the wildmother: bites out the throat of an archmage and eats it

[exquisitedragons]

Of course I didn't spend all my trip money on gifts for my friends instead of things for me, that would be ridiculous and very out of character for me

[quietsphere]

✨Critical Role is a makeover show ✨

[exquisitedragons]

I would like to thank the dollar store for my new DM notebook

[exquisitedragons]

Boop

[exquisitedragons]

There is something poetic

About wearing the same pair of black heeled boots

Everyday

For two years

And then breaking them out again

Years later

For a funeral.

[jkcorellia]

It's so so fucking funny that of all people, Critical Role's new TTRPG Daggerheart recommends "2-5 players"

like Matthew Mercer looked Spenser Starke dead in the eye and was like "I do not wish this *gestures at his enormous table* on anyone else"

[exquisitedragons]

I hate when I'm recovering from being sick and I can't tell whether I'm still sick or am just having a PoTS flair up

[ariadne-mouse]

Taliesin's accent for Dante occasionally reminds me of C1 and it's funny to imagine this whole thing is actually just a very strange dream Percival de Rolo is having

[heated-obsession]

Tal gets to be a weird rich guy again!

[exquisitedragons]

It's giving untraumatized percy

[exquisitedragons]

Open beta joke count: 2

[exquisitedragons]

I would die for Sweetpea and Oppy Betabean

And I would let Bunnie kill me

[exquisitedragons]

I think I look beautiful when I cry

The bathroom lights reflecting in my shinning eyes

The bloodshot red and iris blue look beautiful together

The blood in my cheeks and nose compliment my skin perfectly

My puffy lips are just the right shape, they are just red enough

My eyelashes are stuck together, mirroring the points of stars

The mascara running down my face gives them beautiful tails

I love it

There are shooting stars running across my face

Only made brighter by the ones in my eyes

They run across the setting sun of my flushed cheeks and over the mountains of my nose and lips

Rivers in landscape reflect them

My sadness and fury have become a beautiful painting

And I think I look very beautiful when I cry.