I use your love as a man burns a candle.

Haze ☆ He/Him. (Ridiculously long) Queue only, practically. https://walloftext.co/haze

[farewell-to-lorien]

The Farthest Shore, by Rebecca Guay. 

[osabishi-yama]

石上純也氏 Junya Ishigami – Water Garden, 2018, Nasu Mountains, Japan

[throathole]

And we shall return from whence we came.

[cholerascum]

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

[devmoth]

[cholerascum]

thank god

[dogpuppy]

[scarylook]

/r/myboyfriendisAI is one of the funniest subreddits ever to browse like all of you are nuts LMAOOO

[scarylook]

FDJDGJFSDHGHSDJG OKAY???????

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[junglejim4322]

At the end of the day you have to understand some people are mentally ill like really really mentally ill on a level you can’t understand. I see this a lot when someone does something weird or incomprehensible and people are shocked trying to figure out their intentions and why they’d do it and it’s like there’s people who are psychotic or delusional or have rapid mood swings you’ll never be able to comprehend and very often people with other mental illnesses who are able to function more acceptably have a bad lack of understanding of that and compare what they can do and act like as the standard not understanding that’s not the same playing field

[junglejim4322]

People facing addiction, eating disorders, abuse, etc as well will do things you’ll never understand. Getting in the habit of not judging or at the very least not making the lives people who aren’t harming you worse, is actually, a pretty good thing to do

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[bangerbot]

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[yay-bunnies]

tomorow bunnies will focus their energy for a unleash a powerful blast

[c-53]

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

[angelicguy]

early 2019: yoo mr stinky pussy is crazy dude he just drank three hundred beers

April 25th, 2022: I have never had a relationship with Mr. SP.

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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[zazzedcoffee]

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[rainrot4me]

yall don’t know how bad this is frying me in my bio lecture rn

[shysheeperz]

[elainiisms]

i hate ur boyfriend moodboard

[heavensickness]