Psa: a deranged fan named @river-grunfeld is trying to steal my identity
It has come to my attention that there is an indivual who has been impersonating me on the internet. My sources tell me that he goes by the handle @river-grunfeld
They are not River Grunfeld
I'm not sure how he got my name, but this is not me.
A special thanks goes to @catsinacottage who discovered this freak and called him out on my behalf
Please block it and report him immediately. Thank you.
Good news everyone! The imposter @river-grunfeld finally got banned for identity theft!
Tumblr recognized my authenticity and kicked that jealous fraud off the internet. I am the one true river and if you don't believe me, check my bio
More good news, cockslinger proposed!!!!
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