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Welcome to the (not-quite) world famous ExtoPlasm 2.0 profile page! :)

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Everyone I have an important announcement that affects you all.

cabbage

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Me, at my younger self: I’m sorry, I’m going to have to kill you now.

My younger self: And exactly what is “to kill”? To do away with? To get rid of? To perhaps sacrifice to an omniscient, omnipotent god that isn’t even your own? Your attempt to threaten me with the concept of death should strike fear in your own heart knowing you will not last eternally either. Your words are as hollow and meaningless as your compassion.

Me, in tears: H-holy crap...how the hell did you...?

Younger me: It’s just a movie quote, calm down!

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[walftabburs]

The dentist appointment I was waiting for got canceled because they’re backed up, and they rescheduled it for a much better time/day AND they’re waving my co-pay for the inconvenience. Thanks Roger!

[titspoon]

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“Look like something youd draw.” ~my older brother @skeletons-tears

mmmmmmm nah not seein’ it.

[catchymemes]

Free printer. May need some tuning.

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HERE’S your problem, it needs magenta!

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My dad has been begging for this edit ever since we came up with it, and so now I present to you the finished product.

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cursed image

[cursedrunescapewizard]

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For some reason, all I can hear when I see this image is the first note of We Are Number One being played.

[andyoufindgeoffrey]

AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

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AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

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AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

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AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

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AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

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AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

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AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

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Who even remembers this episode?

[the-brooklyn-babe]

Gamer girl

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When we said Brooke was capable of catching mice, this isn’t exactly what we meant.

[monakosm]

A comic I made to remind myself and others not to beat themselves up so badly.

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This is SO DAMN ME RIGHT NOW. I put in a ton of time and effort into a game called Geometry Dash, and I felt really bad when I was told this level I made wasn’t good enough to be rated. But that doesn’t really reflect on me as a person, and in time I probably won’t end up caring anymore. Like the comic says, it’s not easy, but that’s okay.

I like this message a lot more than a dismissive “it’s just a game.”

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My bro and I were messing around and we came up with this idea. So I made it into a real thing. Enjoy, y'all.

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Random Thoughts

1) What if schools hire people with mental disorders that make them incredibly anxious over everything to write the school rules and that’s why so many of them are illogical or useless?

2) What if society made sex such an explicit topic on purpose so the act would be more exciting to do?

More will be added as my mind wanders.

[bluezey]

Squidward is pretty calm for someone breaking into his house and catching him in the nude. Must be his new medication.

[just-fandoms-blog]

Nah, he’s just used to it

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I remember playing this game as a young lad and it never once struck me as odd that I just bust into Squidward’s house and walk in on Squidward taking a shower.

That says something about me that I don’t particularly feel like knowing.

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I’m at that awkward age where if it isn’t porn, I’m not interested.

ExtoPlasm

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A character reference for my friend, RabidPanzer.