Very Good Advice.

All that and a pointy black hat

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[segamascott]

[aphrostiel]

craving touch

[teaboot]

Best thing about zip-up hoodies? You can wear ‘em without a shirt and slip ‘em off the shoulder a lil. Leave it half-zipped or unzipped too, like a sexy lil choose-your-own-adventure.

Worst thing about zip-up hoodies? When it’s zipped up and u sit down somewhere and suddenly have to deal with your newest and shittiest conjoined twin, the three-inch flaccid sternum boner

[firedragon1321]

I'm never leaving this website.

[writtenbybcjr]

you found it disgusting and immoral; i found it sexy and arousing. this is why i have whimsy and you don't.

[billsbillsart]

“If you are not to award me love, then I will indulge in rage.. and mine is infinite!”

[belciiboo]

"The Bride is Elizabeth — and their love is impossible." "A beautiful marriage of souls."

[phantom-threaded]

Frankenstein 2025, dir. Guillermo del Toro

[bomkii]

victor.

i forgive you.

[decomposedmaw]

Leaf boat

[snapewife-divorce-lawyer]

“they use their food stamps to buy steak”

“ugh that loser spent their disabilty check on a hentai game”

“if you give that guy money, he’s gonna use it on drugs”

[stonefemmesiren]

one of these things is not like the others lmfao

[snapewife-divorce-lawyer]

all of these things are things ive heard more than once in real life, and all of these are judgmental losers putting their shitty noses where they dont belong.

[stonefemmesiren]

i'm not going to give you a pat on the back for defending somebody's anime porn game purchasing habits

[hapalopus]

Judgmental loser putting their shitty nose where it dont belong^

[brightlotusmoon]

[nigelgraz]

Reunion

[evastratt]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[mildmayfoxe]

i hate when you wake up early by accident and then don’t go back to sleep right away & your body is like “oh we’re up? time to get up?” and then you get hungry. like bro no way dude turn that back off. i’m not up yet