Meowdy

Andy peperony and chease 28 he/him i tag for the animes im posting mha/kny

[kristina100000]

i was having a really hard morning but my daughter of 3 years said mommy dont cry i made you a drum n bass playlist

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline

[anonymusbosch]

got 30 ish free tangerines and they're not easy peel clementines but my lust for them is undimin is dhed. my hands are covered in juice. as is my phone. and my self. and my table. but such is the price of free tsngerone. i stopped tyoing this posy 4 time to eat anothrt tangerine

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[neoitem]

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[justarandomart]

happy pride month!! some aro ace Phantumps to celebrate!

[flaskrobonoid]

anytime i do a character ask game I am reminded that this is the kind of person I am and its awesome i lov e my this

[gumptioncretaceous]

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

[correlatedcontents]

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

[tar0]

(Manet’s Bar at the Folies-Bergere (Getty Center Exhibitions)から)

[nyantara]

[…] the conversation that many have assumed was transpiring between the barmaid and gentleman is revealed to be an optical trick—the man stands outside the painter’s field of vision, to the left, and looks away from the barmaid, rather than standing right in front of her. The barmaid’s frontality is also deceptive. Rather than standing parallel to the bar and looking straight ahead, she stands slightly askance, facing the offset viewpoint.

Most ironically, the reflected edge of the bar, which in an offset view would tilt more acutely to the right, is revealed to be a visual decoy, leading us to believe that the vanishing point lies directly behind the barmaid. Thus, the paintings most obvious perspectival clue turns out to be its most subversive perspectival violation.

From Getty Center article

[oneheadtoanother]

[fluoresensitives]

(smoking a cigarette) the average american is afraid of what is new and what is foreign, and especially of what is adult. they are trapped forever in daycares of their own design, reading books and watching shows made for children. And while there are interesting things made for children, by and large, they tend to stick to inoffensive, intensely juvenile things that won't challenge them much. And worst of all, if you suggest to your Average American that they should try to step outside of their narrow box, especially if they're trying to become artists, animators, film makers, novelists, etc, everyone acts as if you've just bombed the daycare. Wow.

[homunculus-argument]

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

[songthecloudsings]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[boringkate]

Watermelon pulp being 92% water sounds like a lot, but is actually kinda embarassing. Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.

Cucumbers are like 96% water AND you'd never guess it because they're like really crunchy! They're like super crunchy! It's like ridiculous that something can be that crunchy while containing that much water! You'd expect something that's 96% water to be mushy and gushy.

I mean without being ice. Obviously ice can be basically entirely water and is stupidly crunchy, but that's cheating. Ice cheats at crunching by using performance enhancing temperatures.

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!