Signora’s Cat

Out of character most definitely

[extremesillyness]

Scaramouche: How do I make a date really romantic?

Signora: Be mysterious.

Scaramouche: Okay, got it.

*later, while on a date with Childe*

Childe: Soooo.. where are we going?

Scaramouche: None of your fucking business.

[extremesillyness]

Cloud Retainer: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Shenhe: It was me.. :(

Cloud Retainer: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[extremesillyness]

[extremesillyness]

Made more

[extremesillyness]

this was a lot funnier in my head

[extremesillyness]

*Scaramouche and Childe sitting on a bench, next to a very angry looking Signora*

Capitano: ..What’s wrong? You three look upset.

Scaramouche: …Sit down with us and we’ll tell you.

*Capitano sits down*

Childe, sadly: The bench is freshly painted.

[extremesillyness]

*The Harbingers are eating dinner at a restaurant*

Signora: Childe, pass the salt.

Childe: *throws Scaramouche across the table*