Princess Evie

18+ ONLY. Intergalatic Space Babe. Queer Disabled Sex Worker. Buy my porn.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

[cygames]

heavily armored knight women with weapons larger than their entire body

[thespectacularspider-girl]

And then she takes the armor off to reveal she’s absolutely ripped.

[regyturbot]

[kendallroynsfw]

hot take

[ibuildpixels]

Moonti’s Tropical Landscape Part II

[yoggsarons]

warbringers.

[kukomitzu]

Everyone: Please dont draw at night, it makes your brain be active and youre not gonna be able to sleep! Plus, you need to rest, you work really hard on art everyday, you deserve a little break!

Me, an idiot:

[bearly-dressed]

Here’s a compiled image post for all the portraits I did for my “May-dens, May-trons, and May-triarchs” project for this month of May! \o/ I had a lotta fun with these.

If you like one in particular, and would like to reblog or like it separately, here are the links for the individual pieces:  Liara T’Soni , Peebee , Samara , Aria T’Loak , Dr. Lexi T’Perro , Shiala

I love the Mass Effect series so much. ;-;

[corsolanite]

[killjoyirwin]

[xwast3d]

xx

[hte-spagheti]

this is a recreation of the worst billboard ive ever seen in my entire life. i couldnt quite capture the unbelievably disturbing look in the rats eyes though

[hte-spagheti]

i found the real one 

[exxxscarlette]

[eliminated]

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[sosuperawesome]

Botanical Knives

Pocono Mountains Forge on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Botanical tags

[loveatfirstb1te]

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

Sex tip:

If you enjoy doggystyle but are missing eye contact you can facetime your partner.

[espikvlt]

Or you can just…. turn your head around. Has the OP actually DONE doggystyle cus this has literally never been a problem for me.

[chimaeragray]

I…definitely dont have the ability to turn my head that way to make eye contact in that position.

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

i mean not like an OWL but your partner in th rear can lean over and toward you to make this happen!!!

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

Cosmo Sex Tip 666: just go full on exorcist on a bitch, nothin hotter than demonic possession

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

Really Shake Things Up in bed by dislocating all of your joints and crawling away onto the ceiling! Your man will love it

[shimanamii]

When ur gf’s about to fight someone and u gotta commemorate