The Knarliest

19/Pan/They,Them/ISFP

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[eyebrowobsession]

How I sound at the end of my closing shift

[gender-critical-appspot]

“Let him die” spaketh the rabbis.

[ahsadler]

entitled dude: i’m gonna die if i don’t have sex with this woman

his doctors: no really he’ll die

rabbis:

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[lesbianrey]

hey siri add to calendar ‘vandalize todd howard’s wikipedia page’ on april 25th, 2018

[vvarhound]

the day approaches

[allycat]

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[eyebrowobsession]

Top fun

When you're holding a baby and suddenly your body is an empty husk and your existence is simply trapped inside somewhere vague behind your eyes

I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger

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This cat at my local rescue shelter has ridiculously long legs

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TALL

[thearcalian]

@mostlycatsmostly

[eyebrowobsession]

@climbdraws

[otherwindow]

Concept: the secret boss of a video game is the merchant you’ve traded with this whole time, and their combat capabilities are based entirely on what you sold them. 

For example, did you sell them Necromancy skill books? Well shit they can summon a skeleton army.

[orbsdotorg]

Yeah I’m really scared of the guy with 30 rusty iron swords and 200 fruit cakes

[eyebrowobsession]

That just means he can heal 200 times right before death

[apocalypsesuite-moved-deactivat]

its… homestuck day

[rising-fandoms]

Becoming re-obsessed with fandoms/ships/character is the best feeling in the world, it feels like coming home, you’re like oh yeah this is why i loved you so much

[eyebrowobsession]

Homestuck feels more like waking up with a hangover in a hospital

[the-fuckboy-whisperer]

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

[timeforsocialjustice-blog]

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

[killingannabellee]

In general if a dude gets angry by you declining an invitation you made the right choice to say no

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[phantomsteed]

i love how edward elric dresses like the typical anime protag (all black, red cloak w/ huge emblem, tight leather pants, always puts skulls or spikes on everything, huge belt with a chain on it, etc. etc.) but literally everyone else dresses like normal fucking people so he just constantly gets berated for his Shit Awful Taste

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[eyebrowobsession]

Binging FMA:Brotherhood in two days

Literally a week later:

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