Kermitting A Crime

Olivia/Olive/Call Me Whatever // //She/Her // 18 // Bi to the bone 💖💜💙// I told you Maddy (@hamiltrash1411) was a bitch but I lied, I fucking lied

[vykodlak]

I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there

[davemustaine]

[tikkety-tok]

Stinky face

[jupitisms]

Have some quick DnD ear lore!! These are just my headcanons (and my shitty handwriting) and by no means official lore in any way! Also most of them look weird on that bust with one ear but (at the advice from @purely-peachy) ear we are!

Edit: I WAS TOLD PREHENSILE MEANS TO GRAB AND THE IDEA OF AN EAR LIKE FUCKIN HOLDING YOUR HAND IS HORRIFYING I AM S O SORRY Y I K E S. 

[not-a-space-alien]

PLEASE just imagine how small a baby halfling or gnome would be. Devastating

[chongoblog]

[baseballigator]

yeah.

[byelacey]

[thefirstpaleontologist]

[firefox-official]

rip narcissus, i’m sure he would’ve loved front facing phone cameras

[melanocetuss]

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

uquiz where i talk to you and neither of us is having fun. you wont get anything out of this

[mlarayoukai-archive]

i hate pokemon

[sweatbox-deactivated20230205]

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

[beesmygod]

I accidentally found out one of my friends has a huge dick, and in a panic I blurted out “congratulations on the pipe, man.” What’s my next move after this

no you’re good. thhats the end of the transmission

[guerrillatech]

[nutmegnautilus]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the release of Spirit Phone!

I found out recently that Spirit Phone was released on a leap year, so technically it’s only had one “birthday”, but I wanted to celebrate nonetheless :^D

[galacticonejos]

SHADOW BASKHETBA

[sabertoothwalrus]

I found this post I’d made a while ago and decided to animate it:

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is such a specific emotion that’s unique to the sibling experience and if you don’t have siblings, please understand that this emotion does not contain nearly as much anger or annoyance as it does bafflement, fondness, and too-tired-to-process-this

[sabertoothwalrus]

yeah he is in fact the youngest I’m glad you could tell

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

made a tabaxi cleric called lazy fish for a dnd game