Ego tied in knots, baiting fate

Lil | 22 | various interests here | I like funny animals, especially alligators | Huge King Gizzard fan | Pokemon | I like sports too: baseball (giants), football (49ers), formula 1 (almost everybody)

[baseballigator]

I absolutely love this commission from @r34p3r-m4n of my little gator guy!!!

[gunsandfireandshit]

[olderandwiserer]

Dildos?🤗

[gunsandfireandshit]

No ❤️

[kushblazer666]

[summercamp2007]

red tailed hawk coyote/california condor mountain lion

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

jeremy fragrance gif set

[charl0ttan]

if you look up recursion in the dictionary there should be the entire text of the dictionary again and then someone in a full hazmat suit comes into the room and sedates you for 2-4 months. when you wake up the window is open and all you can smell is sulfur and all u can hear is screaming

[mrsterlingeverything]

Twitter is dead tiktok is dead and me im kinda horny

[kaijuno]

[travisdermotts]

matt chapman signing a dog for your enjoyment

[bedupolker]

Just found out there's a group on inaturalist dedicated to showcasing the silliest observations

[bedupolker]

A few other good ones

Yes very regal

[trinketbug]

"furry inflation" (2024)

[doyoulovebugs]

:(

[thedman0310]

[argumate]

everyone is like “oh actually the ancient statues probably had sophisticated shading and highlights” as if our modern civilisation isn’t filled with garish Ronald McDonald statues despite being a million times wealthier

[91625]

Our society is wealthy enough for disposable statues. 

[argumate]

making art that looks like utter shit as an ostentatiously costly signal

[argumate]

archaeologist, sweating and visibly distressed: although these statues look horrifying today, the ancients had a sophisticated grasp of the visual arts and would have applied subtle shading -- sadly long since faded -- to enhance the sculpture,

[etirabys]

[argumate]

a bust of an important statesman in his ceremonial wig demonstrating the "archaic smile" expression common in funerary art across the ancient world

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[o-kurwa]

[baseballigator]

the pizza deliveryman is at the door but I can’t get up since there’s an ant sleeping on my lap. what do I do.