utter nonsense

she/her - 34 & a heart of 16 - in love with crackships and queer princes who fall for Latino boys

[eyeofthedrgn]

Masterlist

Find me on ao3

Young Royals

And at Last I See the Light (In-Progress multi-chapter - angst/happy ending)

Hope Against Hope (In-Progress multi-chapter - angst/happy ending)

I Never Knew Myself (In-Progress multi-chapter - angst/happy ending; RWRB/YR fusion)

Wrecked Masterlist (Complete multi-chapter series - angst/happy ending)

slowly and then all at once (Complete multi-chapter - angst/happy ending; part of All at Once series)

Always and All at Once (Complete multi-chapter - angst/happy ending; part of All at Once series)

a resolution written on your hands (Complete multi-chapter - angst/happy ending)

no matter the sins (Complete - angst/happy ending)

You Are... Enough and Better Than This (Complete two part series - angst/happy ending)

from the first day i saw you i began to love you (one shot - angst/happy ending)

The Lonely One (one shot - angst)

skipping class (one shot - fluff)

Clementine Stickers (one shot - fluff)

Moments to Treasure (one shot - fluff/slightly nsfw)

i just want to touch you (one shot - angst/hopeful ending)

Worth It (one shot - nsfw/porn with feelings)

A Trace of You (one shot - nsfw/porn with feelings)

Petrichor (one shot - fluff)

He Fell in Love in the Summer (one shot - hurt/comfort)

Frog Prince (one shot - fluff)

Throne of Glass book series

Rowcan [Rowan/Lorcan]

The One They Call Death (one shot - angst)

Abomination Masterlist (Complete multi-chapter - very angsty/nsfw)

A Heavy Battle Symphony Masterlist (Complete multi-chapter - angsty/happy ending/nsfw)

Fort Building (one shot - fluff)

Just Friends (one shot - fluff)

The Bench at the Back of the Park (In-Progress multi-chapter - angsty-ish/fluff/nsfw)

Destined for Heartbreak (In-Progress multi-chapter - angst/hurt-comfort)

Home is Where the Heart is (In-Progress multi-chapter - angst/hurt-comfort/nsfw)

Lorsam [Lorcan/Sam Cortland]

Healing Takes Time (Complete multi-chapter - angst/happy ending/nsfw)

[hollanovsgingermelt]

this parallel literally makes my stomach turn ugh. the confusion and nervousness on ilya's face in the firs clip vs him letting his guard down fully in the second clip, knowing its been almost a decade of them hiding and growing together before they earned a moment of peace and silence to be honest with each other ugh MY BABIES

[mikeyinthemaking]

op is so right and also, i can’t help but notice the difference in the way shane holds ilya's face. in that first clip it's so delicate, a ghost of a touch, his fingers so light on ilya's skin. almost like he's scared to do anything more, to make the moment more intimate than it already is. like if he holds on tighter, something will break. and then in the second clip, having just confessed their love, raw and so full of feeling, shane holds onto ilya so tight and so close, his whole palm covering ilya's face, his fist in ilya's hair. no second guessing, no fear there anymore (at least, not about loving ilya), they belong to each other and they know it, and for right now, in this moment, that's enough.

[thisfeebleheart]

"It's a long story."

Shane and Ilya through the years

[moonepiphanyyyy]

I miss writing.

I haven't written in months.

[eyeofthedrgn]

Me tooooo 😭

[manolizer]

[eyeofthedrgn]

Please Don't Go

I did a thing! Posted a fic in full. I'll get to my other fics eventually. Some day. Don't hate me.

Anyway, this one is HEAVY and it hurts. Please, please, please read the tags and TW in the notes. Our boys are not having a good time.

Please Don't Go

Inspired by the song of the same name

[loren91]

So Maria @books-books-smolderinglooks keeps going on about Wille with a beard, so I had to make it happen, didn't I? And then it just turned into a sugary-sweet engagement photo I guess. No idea how that happened 😂

For @youngroyals-events YR week, “before/after”, a few years post-canon.

[lord-of-christmas-lights]

Thank you for tagging @lazybug16 !!! We're going to roll both tag games into one, only 2 weeks late into the year

It took me a minute to remember enough movies I've seen this year for the first time to make a poll😂

Pick between movies I saw for the first time in 2024!

Alien Romulus

Deadpool and Wolverine

Nosferatu

Black Sails (TV show but shhhh)

To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything!

Ghost

Voting ended onJan 16, 2025

As for books I want to read this year, here's my To Get list I made real quick in Goodreads

I'm going to tag @starboywille @i-love-semicolons @eyeofthedrgn @cant-we-be-seventeen aaaaand @bluehairmisfit @nyx-rougesang cause I always see y'all in my notifications ☺️

[eyeofthedrgn]

I dunno what this is all about because I'm not really on here much anymore, but let's make it up as we go, eh?!

pick between movies I saw for the first time in 2024

Wicked

Deadpool and Wolverine

Nosferatu

Fall Guy

Last Night in Soho

Voting ended onJan 21, 2025

Thinking of movies was hard. The last three months of 2024 and this month have been hard. Fucking hell. When it rains it pours.

Anyway!

Books I wanna read this year? Omg all the gay ones. I'm currently reading Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell before I reread the Simon Snow Trilogy. Been on a SnowBaz kick lately and I need to remind myself of canon so I can be slightly less confused with some fics.

Um, what else?

These are (almost) all of my books and I think I just need to shorten the list of unread to read, but I want to do a few rereads this year, so we shall see how that goes.

Lemme know if any of y'all want a more comprehensive list of read to unread of my books! I'd love to talk books with anyone!

I dunno who has been tagged to share their movies of 2024 and tbr of 2025, but let's just tag some bitches (affectionate)!

@books-books-smolderinglooks @raincitygirl76 @allthefakepeople @spiderinthecupboard and everyone else! (Don't mind me, I didn't forget everyone's usernames...... 🙈)(I need to scroll this doomsite more)

[allthefakepeople]

Description: Wilhelm has been pushing himself after the winter holidays to be the best Crown Prince he can be. In doing so, he pushes himself too hard and needs some help being put back together. Who better for the task than Simon.

Read it on AO3

alright folks!

we're getting to the end of the tumblr prompts, there's one more left to share after this one

this was originally written in 2022 for @positivity-and-love and @eyeofthedrgn

it is also one of the longest of the bunch!

enjoy

miels 💜✨

[eyeofthedrgn]

Kitten update 😻

[loren91]

A little Christmas kiss 💜🎄✨

[starvalisedham]

hey whatever you do don't ever try and find reasons as to why ayub is a silent observer throughout this entire physical altercation

it's rosh who immediately chases after simon when he begins pushing august around, it's rosh who yells his name, and it's her who tells simon once they've dropped him back at his place that he's just as bad as the other kids at hillerska 😳

why was ayub struck silent? why doesn't he try to stop simon? is it because he's seen it happen before? not so much simon lashing out and pushing someone with the intention to hurt, but maybe he's seen bits of that anger and frustration simmering under the surface whenever he's at the eriksson's?

maybe he's even seen its origins in the form of micke, pre-divorce?

and maybe maybe ayub has seen simon struggle with it and has offered all he can, and this silent, standoffish reaction is what he's learnt is the best way to react? maybe he's... scared?? seeing micke's anger reflected in his best friend like this?

maybe he's well aware of the cycle of violence rearing it's ugly head and knows that avoidance is his best bet in keeping the status quo (he constantly reminds simon that he's vowed to never see micke, that to see him always causes trouble)

anyway. whatever you do. don't think about all this bc you'll only end up crying on boxing day of all days and, as it turns out, you've already eaten all the good chocolates 🥲

[eyeofthedrgn]

More kittens!

[eyeofthedrgn]

My partner and I got kittens three weeks ago. I love them so much and they've grown so much. I'll post more shortly. Hope you find them as adorable as I do 😻

Oh, and their names are Havarti and Roquefort.

[sillyunicorn]

kati's favorite citrus fics 🍊

a very specific rec list, pls feel free to rb with your own fave citrus fics

Reliquary of a Bandit by @mostlymaudlin (andreil, T, 4.2k)

Neil peels the orange with careful fingers, strategic in his mission to keep the peel in one spiraling piece. Andrew watches him work, acknowledging that he perhaps has ulterior motives for this gift.

kaleidoscope by @decaflondonfog (fem!andreil, M, 5.5k)

Her teeth come out and she bites the lemon, scrunching up her cute nose as she does. Her gold nose ring shines under the bar lights.

Andrew watches her do it again, and again, and wonders if she’d rather be salt, glass, or lemon wedge.

love is stored in the clementine by @starvalisedham (wilmon, T, 3.4k)

The very idea of Wilhelm methodically peeling a clementine was not something Simon ever expected to come to fruition* in the middle of a school day. He never expected to see it at all, time of the day notwithstanding.

blame it on my juice, baby by @grapehyasynth (wilmon, M, 1.1k)

As he watches, Wille finally takes a first bite of the peach. It audibly squelches under his teeth and he hums appreciatively, briefly closing his eyes as he savors the sweetness.

i also have a citrus fic bc ofc i do: juicy (wilmon, T, 777)

Simon leans, lifting his weight off of Wille for three unforgivable seconds as he reaches over to the bedside table and grabs the second half of the clementine he had started eating before Wille ran out of patience and pushed him against the kitchen counter, tilting his chin up to chase the citrus off his tongue.

thank you all for your service ily <3

[starvalisedham]

some citrus fics hiding in my bookmarks~ ao3 usernames with asterisks are the ones i couldn't find tumblr accounts for, so feel free to lmk if they have a presence in this hellsite. adversely, if you've been linked and want to be unlinked, then drop me a line also

Young Royals

orange love by @toffeelemon

Simon's two favourite things, in no particular order - Wille, and satsuma oranges. or, simon and wille express their love through satsuma (stickers)

Clementine Stickers by @eyeofthedrgn

simon sticking the lil stickers from his clementines onto the back of wille’s coats every day to annoy him. wille never notices until he goes back to his room at night and shrugs his coat off and without fail there a lil sticker is. one weekend simon stays over at forest ridge and discovers that behind wille’s door there’s a huge cluster of clementine stickers stuck to the wall because of course wille doesn’t throw them out

Love is stored in a Satsuma by boytoast*

It’s a simple story, it’s the same story. Simon loves Satsumas and Wille; and by some miracle of a lifetime, Wille loves him back.

Orange Trees and Royalty by lupinspadfoot*

Simon visits Stockholm Palace for the first time…

half-orange by amber201*

Simon likes to eat oranges, and he often splits half of them with Wilhelm.

Orange Juice by NerdGirl07*

Wille didn’t really notice it at first. Of course, no one is exactly at their most observant when they’re drunk, but him especially, so it made sense it took him so long to notice. But once he did, he couldn’t stop noticing.

non-YR citrus-themed fic recs

Clementine by @fishwrites

Q had fallen in love with Collioure for the quiet and the colour; James had fallen in love with Q’s expression when he hung the Matisse over the fireplace. In which Q wears three of James' sweaters at once, because Q before his morning cup of tea is a phenomenon to be studied. (Domestic morning routine in the south of France). Illustrated by bjodoodles.

Orange by @slutforhajime

Kageyama Tobio always hated orange but for some reason, he doesn't mind it as much anymore.

[wingedchildqueen]

Not Simon being pissed that WILLE was nice to Marcus at the ball.Lmao. The audacity of Wilhelm to be decent to his boyfriend.

Didn’t Wille understand the project was, “Make your ex prince bf jealous as hell” ?

Bout “You guys should come and dance”

Fuck off very much Wille LMAO. Simon was not having it.

[raincitygirl76]

Simon’s confusion and (very poorly concealed) anger that his ex-boyfriend had not played that encounter according to the script in Simon’s head of how it should go was hilarious. For a moment.

And then he caught up to Wille and asked with (again, poorly concealed) hostility what the fuck THAT conversation had been about. And Wille let him go. Gently and with good wishes for Simon’s future happiness with Marcus. Because Wille had finally figured out that loving Simon wasn’t just about wanting Simon to come back to him. Love is about wanting the person you love to be happy. Even if it’s not WITH you. Because maybe you can’t make them happy, and that means the most loving thing you can do is watch them walk away towards future happiness without you in their life.

Wille said he loved Simon in 1.06. But in 2.04, he really fucking acted like he loved Simon. Even though the intensity of his feelings for Simon hadn’t changed one iota by 2.04, his maturity level had. And his ability to sacrifice his own feelings and desires to prioritize the well-being of someone he loved had also changed.

And Simon saw and heard Wille being a brave little toaster, and he fucking panicked!!!!! If Wille had gone off script talking to Simon and Marcus in the refreshment room, that was nothing compared to what Wille was saying now. Wille was supposed to get jealous and fight for Simon. He wasn’t supposed to give up on them. Or tell him with sad eyes that Simon’s new boyfriend seems really nice. What the actual FUCK? That was not in the script.

Amazing non-verbal acting from Omar Rudberg in that scene. When weirded-out hostility is replaced by “brain does not compute”. And then almost immediately the bewilderment is replaced by full-on panic and fear. “He’s not fighting for us anymore. I’ve lost him. He’s gone. This can’t be, I can’t lose him! I have to do something!”

And Omar isn’t mugging for the camera at ALL. He conveys a lot of emotions with small changes of facial expression. The acting choices are subtle, but the emotions conveyed are not subtle at all. Simon is basically having a very quiet nervous breakdown, and it’s obvious to the viewer.

But if a random Hillerska student happened to be nearby, they would be unlikely to pick up on how badly he’s freaking the FUCK out. Simon’s facial expressions during and shortly after the “your boyfriend seems really nice” conversation with Wille are only obvious if you’re paying close attention to Simon’s face in that scene.

[angelnicknelson]

I'm sorry, Mama.

[raincitygirl76]

He was the victim of a sex crime and everyone including his mom is acting like it’s just a sex scandal. Something he needs to apologize for.

Does the royal court not have a single solitary lawyer working for it? Surely someone who knows Swedish law should’ve told Kristina and Jan-Olof, “Uh, the Crown Prince was the victim of child pornography.”

Great tags from @themarsbar

[raincitygirl76]

And adding more sad tags from @eyeofthedrgn and @olleoskifelle