eyes & feet

my day by day. I make coffee for a living. 35. stagnant. ginger. INFP-T

[washi-waci]

Joxter & Pappa <3

[ethanmaldridge]

Menswear Menagerie

Clothes I'm wearing this summer

[spector]

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

[spector]

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

[tal26-deactivated20220707]

Hades and Persephone have the same energy as Gomez and Morticia Addams

[moonandtrees]

[michaelnordeman]

Värmland, Sweden (20 June 2020).

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[explorerrowan]

If the part that you like about being a cop is...

Saving people in emergencies? Firefighter or EMS. (You probably have a good chunk of the training for that already, assuming your cop training wasn't completely dogshit.)

Helping people get out of bad situations? Family/child protective services, or volunteer for various shelters, food banks, etc.

Advising people on how to navigate troubled lives? Therapist/counsellor

Have a special interest in the law? Paralegal, judicial aide, or lawyer.

Keeping people safe? Safety inspector

Investigating crimes and solving puzzles? Private investigator or lawyer, or if you have a head for numbers, accountant or tax examiner

Being a hero to kids? Teacher, coach, or school counsellor

Literally anything you enjoy about being a cop can be done better, more ethically, and sexier by some other job. You have a choice to be happier and help more people by being almost anything else.

[homunculus-argument]

wasn't sure which version to post, or how to combine them, but upon retrospect, they're practically identical anyway.

[homunculus-argument]

Making them in pairs and posting both has a nice way of keeping me from stressing about having to choose which option is better.

[ao3commentoftheday]

every once in a while I remember that there are people who came to AO3 from video game fandoms, where they were set up to think "rated E for everyone" - except on AO3 it's

[ao3commentoftheday]

#solution? we all return to the citrus scale (tags via @austencollins)

it doesn't entirely match up to AO3's rating scale, but if you want to have a citrus scale instead, check the code below the cut

icons originally created by @imetyouonljpodcast and found in the @fanlore-wiki article on the citrus scale

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[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[glavilio]

japanese serow and brown hyena... a bona fide pair of changelings

[kzlatkova]

Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

She right

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

"You can dress however the hell you want when no one can beat your ass."

[sunderwight]

Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. 😔

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[monster-at-the-end-of-this-book]

How were the schemes Were the schemes successful

[czech-hunter-reject]

Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee

[pansylair]

Some more ceramic critters from earlier in the spring! A few more posts and I'll finally, briefly, be caught up on the sold work backlog 😅

[shimmywrites]

take care of yourself and have a good day