[uglysex]

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

[firelorcl]

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

[mothurs]

i'm dtf

down to forget

[classy]

i just went down and up the stairs how much fat have i lost

[toastbutteregg]

source: @deepfrieddistortion // reddit

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[charmancler]

when someone asks what i want to do with my life

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

[hamishwatson]

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

[dipbrowpomade]

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

[harryedward]

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

[taggediconic]

[marisatomay]

the best scene in all fifteen seasons of criminal minds is when the a team of the fbi’s behavioral analysis unit willingly attended a community theater production of an obscure play together to see and support their technical analyst who was the lead in the production that’s love methinks

[cherrry-bombs]

you know that feeling when you’re watching a show or movie and there’s a scene where the found family is just having the best time celebrating something and it slow motion pans out while music plays in the backround and you’re just filled with this feeling of immense joy but also deep desire for that kind of happiness and friendship?

no, just me? okay.

[marisatomay]

it was a smuckers commercial while watching chopped this time

[meanplastic]

[bandtshirt]

me @ myself immediately after i c*m

[deepwang27]

[lohver]

i’m the type of person who’s 100% down for random adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day.