Death is a mercy...to fools like you

"Out of all which the Gods have made, humans are their sole failure. They are a disease that must be vanquished. A filth that must be cleansed. They have no place here, in this universe, and if I am to make it a utopia once more, then I must take upon the grand task of removing humanity forever, in place of the Gods who refuse to admit their mistake."

[shittywaifu]

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[wr3hart]

FULL CREDIT FOR THIS AMAZING JOKE GOES TO @minotar / @doeberman

[charlesoberonn]

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

[charlesoberonn]

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

[charlesoberonn]

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

[mr-elementle]

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

[sudokobitch-blog]

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

[jadensilver]

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

[dikubutto]

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

[charlesoberonn]

shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes

A black domino mask

A dark grey wool hat

a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets

a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

[micaxiii]

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

[charlesoberonn]

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

[silverjirachi]

You do the crime, you get the crime.

[charlesoberonn]

The plan is working!

[fandomsarepainful]

Now Crime Man has to have a seperate blog all on its own as well as its own following.

[charlesoberonn]

The plan is to eventually make a crowdfunding campaign for a Crime Man graphic novel. I’m already in talks with people who could do the art.

[thy-lovelylionheart]

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

[sandersstudies]

Healthy male friendships are almost as rare in mainstream fiction as gay male relationships, and maybe more rare in fanfiction. Let men be wonderful friends without pushing a romantic relationship, just like men and women should be able to be wonderful friends without the pressure of a romantic relationship.

[fireteam-daybreak]

*AGGRESSIVELY SLAMS REBLOG UNTIL I DIE*

[nine-touched]

This is literally the reason men are so terrified of being open about loving each other platonically, because they don’t want people to assume they’re gay just because they can be supportive of their fucking friends

[csisui]

[sandersstudies]

I literally got anon hate about my response to this post, and I just want to say that I’m sorry…

for not reblogging it sooner.

Psyche bitch, this is a good post.

[chivetur]

PREACH

[arissagittarius-deactivated2022]

This is like a direct response to half of Tumblr.

[nightfurylover31]

Not all relationships have to be romantic. Being close to someone doesn’t mean you are in love with them. Platonic friendships can be just as strong and wonderful as romantic ones.

[sakimichan]

My take on Older version of Momo from myheroacadamia <3 I really enjoyed painting  the red fabric textures and painting her outfit/sword ^u^  sfw/nsfw/psd,hd jpg,  video  process etc-https://www.patreon.com/posts/26628363

[tomtwinkson-blog]

A girl at my school took Shadow the Hedgehog as her date I can’t breathe I love her so much and the first thing she told me was “I better get tumblr famous for this.”

[salvatriss-deactivated20180920]

by girl at her school she means me 

[salvatriss-deactivated20180920]

Hey guys wanna see the official pictures

[libbykeppen-deactivated20151127]

67yroldhobo this is literally you

[destruction-productions-deactiv]

I guess you could say…she had the ultimate date. Budum tst.

[keybladesoras]

Detective Pikachu dancing!

[daily-incineroar]

little mac finds his lost cat (based off this idea) 

[daily-incineroar]

bonus: He’s a lap cat

[hydro-homies]

Adventures at whole foods

[canesbian]

[ask-a-wario]

Wario senses a monetary opportunity passing him by.

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[d3dans]

I FUCKING FOUND PUMPKIN DANCE IN DOOM 4 ARE YOU KIDDING ME IM CRYKNG

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

For those who aren’t ants:

Creature information

This is a super scary thing, it is identified as something too spooky for me. Why for the love of God does this thing have missile launcher on its shoulders, as if that weren’t enough this thing being the damn Boogeyman. If you happen to encounter this abomination either run for your life or kill it with fire or maybe some big gun.

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

[monitorchakas]

Theres a wrasse fish named slippery dick. So they also perverts?

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oh my god here it comes

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BUT IIII KNOW THE REASON WHYYYY YOU KEEP YOUR SILENCE UP

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WELL THE HURT DOESN’T SHOW, BUT THE PAAAAIN STILL GROOOWS

ITS NO STRANGER TO YOU AND ME

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BUDUM BUDUM BUDUMBUDUMBUDUM

I CAN FEEL IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN IN THE AIR TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

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