We got plenty of time

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[imaginative-joy]

Happy May the Fourth!

Listen, I know this could never happen in canon because they’re way too recognizable and wanted across the galaxy, but imagine Cal and Merrin wearing fancy disguises to infiltrate a fancy party and get some vital Rebellion information whilst looking all fancy 👀 And it was just fun to draw them in fancy outfits!

(I’m also imagining that some dude tries to flirt with Merrin. Cal stands back because he knows she’s got this handled. Greez passes out upon seeing the carnage. They have to flee the scene immediately. Cal has heart eyes the whole time.)

[imaginative-joy]

Sometimes I'll watch parts of Fallen Order and Survivor and wonder if Cal has any non-broken bones.

[imaginative-joy]

A little follow-up to this

Cal is basically a bag of broken bones and it’s a veritable miracle that his brain still works

[cute-catts]

this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

[legally-a-bastard]

im blowing up this is adorable

[kalichnikov]

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

[scavengerofcool]

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

[kalichnikov]

Shut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut up

[villainessbian]

the way tumblr users work I have no idea if the "shut up shut up shut up" is because it's a tone-deaf reply or because you know what Hetalia is and what it did to tumblr back in the day

[cat-source]

[rabbitindisguise]

love the use of adverbs in this

[velinxi]

The Dragon's bride

[amamaiiya]

stuff stuff stuff

[dogtoks]

[higglety]

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[illisidifan]

Fantastic

[tatooineknights]

Let us appreciate how adorable Luke is in the Star Wars manga.

[lkprime]

How can you talk about the Star Wars manga and not mention bishounen Chewie

[wizarddank]

W H A T

[celestial-gremlin]

Are they lovers? Worse. They never got to be.