For What Is Love If Not Obsession?

My Eldridge Child has done nothing wrong ever

[eyethulutime]

The spiders have had a baby boom, think I’ll have to up my snacking game to thin their numbers

[eyethulutime]

Sometimes I wonder why I want to make the things I do then I look into the void of my basement through the nonexistent walls (I want walls so bad) and I remember, it brings me joy

[eyethulutime]

I made my child into a coaster

[eyethulutime]

Was scrolling through my photos to clear up space and found this gem from peak cherry blossom season. Something about it makes my brain happy

[eyethulutime]

Do I like painting? Yes. Do I like analogous still life’s with the caveat of ‘shade without blending’? Absolutely not. Alas, we must all suffer through unfortunate work.

[eyethulutime]

Something about this feels off…… one of these things is not like the others

My autofill has cursed me again 😭

[rinadragomir]

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

[the-real-localburntoutkid]

22 .. hmm not bad

[starsndaggers]

14… im fucked

[tired-shipper]

HAHAHAHAHHA IM OLDER THAN YOU!! I’M 20 😈 go to sleep childddd 😌

[make-me-president]

I’D BE A SIX-YEAR-OLD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE😭😭 cmon man I don’t wanna be a child

[skeletal-spire-man]

I misread this- I thought it meant how old you were the day you were born 😭😭

So not 0, I would be 22.

[misty-skyz-after-a-storm]

I’d be five-

(I also admittedly read it as that too-..)

[alpheiamoth]

18. not bad. not great, but could be a lot worse.

[fist-full-of-feathers]

7 god please no

[shoshialyakward]

I thunk im going to fucking end it 6 YEARS OLD???

[cub1cl3s]

I’d be 13 sighhh

[failureofchemistry]

NOO 14 DON’T PUT ME BACK

[alliterationless-andyxox]

i do NOT want to be 10 again. though, i guess it wouldn’t be the worst…. no never mind. i do NOT want to be ten again.

[stupidocornetto]

16… Would I still be in school the entire time or would I at least have some progress in life

[ineedmorevat7kinmylife]

25 isn’t bad. That’s a fairly good age to be forever.

[professional-fool-of-energy]

13 damn no

[blu3berrypossums]

7?? I mean having childhood innocence forever isn’t that bad so I’ll take it

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

14 FUCK ASS SHIT

[sir-simpsalot]

Ayy twin id be 14 too

[callieloveshlvrai]

16]

I have a friend who would be 29 on leap years and 1 on every other year

[des-fangirl]

ooh id be 29…not bad

[amogus-real-not-clickbait]

four,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[eyethulutime]

I’d be 1……

[eyethulutime]

I forgot how much I love multimedia acrylic painted to close to the sun ig. Anyways here’s my watercolor collage and embroidered art of indeterminate meaning beyond ‘I was having a midlife crisis and made pretty colors’ which about sums up most of my best works

[eyethulutime]

It’s been 2 years but I love it!!! Eyethulu my beloved child 💙 even if all my friends and family say you’re evil I still love you.

[eyethulutime]

Just me and my Eldridge Child Eyethulu chilling in a blackout

[eyethulutime]

This is a very good crab. 10/10 would watch scurry past again.

[eyethulutime]

Sitting at the computer trying to write a DP fic and my neighbor is shining a flashlight through their window across from me an hour ahead of schedule. The last time this happened a tree fell into the only road out. I fear what omen this be.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

[harmonysanreads]

Let me tell you guys a horror story

33550336.

[eyethulutime]

If you know you know

[karmaliciouslife]

After playing the 3.4 quest, I never want to see the numbers 33550336 ever again.