ashton irwins laugh makes plants grow

~hi im emily, im english and i do musical things~

[scp-1689]

the real end of england

freddos are £10 each and rising

the dfs sale has ended

nandos is polite at all time, and this cannot be changed

simon cowell’s trousers are at waist level

ed milliband is able to eat bacon sarnies in a dignified way

there are many ways to find out, and non of them are fighting

the go compare man is an excellent singer

“this is not cracking cheese, gromit”

“complicated……….” *sad meerkat noise*

funkypig and moonpigeon

going to specsavers is a poor choice

everyone is neutral on marmite

boris johnson is a well spoken, comprehensable man

the cow is not laughing

811 811

[churchill voice] no

[aspenbrookeee]

spice up your fucking life

[meanplastic]

[sorryimessedupagain]

I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.

we are not who you think we are.

the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes

the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings

the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul

the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart

the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep

the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking

the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful

the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs

the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies

the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth

the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied

the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals

we are not who you think we are.

[betweenthepage]

I’m actually crying.

[nirvananews]

For every one opinionated, pissy, self-appointed rock judge-curmudgeon, there’s a thousand screaming teenagers.

Kurt Cobain. (via nirvananews)

[itchyandscratchyland]

[thethirddeadlysin]

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

(via fakenasty)

[cry-a-fuckin-river]

[mrgolightly]

[kp-da]

In this moment, I just realized that this is my new motto and AHS Coven meant for this line to be encouraging.

[tickatocka]

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

[haertshapedbox]

[estranged-and-paranoid]

The terrors of having long hair

[serendipitoushit]

These moments take up to 70% of my life.

[pudeur]

[1gold-archive-deactivated201708]

☯✩What is your damage, Heather?✩☯

[arianarecolours]

If you don’t love johnny depp I don’t love you

[gothic-spirit]

"I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming." - Courtney Love

[picturepowderinabottle]

[haertshapedbox]

[eymacarena]

Courtney being a sweetheart (◡‿◡✿) 

[eymacarena]

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty ****ing hard but why not.

1: A song you like with a color in the title

2: A song you like with a number in the title

3: A song that reminds you of summertime

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD

6: A song that makes you want to dance

7: A song to drive to

8: A song about drugs or alcohol

9: A song that makes you happy

10: A song that makes you sad

11: A song that you never get tired of

12: A song from your preteen years

13: One of your favorite 80’s songs

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding

15: A song that is a cover by another artist

16: One of your favorite classical songs

17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18: A song from the year that you were born

19: A song that makes you think about life

20: A song that has many meanings to you

21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22: A song that moves you forward

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

24: A song by a band you wish were still together

25: A song by an artist no longer living

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love

27: A song that breaks your heart

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29: A song that you remember from your childhood

30: A song that reminds you of yourself

Send me someeeeeee bbys