SENTENCE MEME ⟶ GREEN WING / 1.02 –– 1.03
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“Why do we go through this rigmarole every time?”
“I can’t possibly be seen with you.”
“I may be many things, but being indiscreet isn’t one of them.”
“I don’t know what any of these buttons do.”
“She’s my secret lover, the lady over there.”
“She’s the woman of your dreams.”
“How are you since I last saw you yesterday afternoon?”
“Hope they don’t take it as a sexual advance.”
“Being at the same eye level creates easy-flowing conversation.”
“This is the kind of behavior that they will not tolerate.”
“This kind of insubordination is precisely the reason you were overlooked for promotion.”
“You’re part of my anus.”
“You are like the unprofessional co-pilot that causes an airplane disaster because he has no real sense of his true position.”
“You’re the baby, I’m the placenta.”
“No bombing, no running, no petting, no diving, no inflatables.”
“Leave all swimming-related activities until later as this is an operating theater.”
“I think you should calm down, because I was only playing, my insecure little friend.”
“I’m not insecure. I’m very, very secure.”
“It hasn’t helped that half the building assumed I slept with the first man I saw.”
“That’s quite good for me because I haven’t had any in some time.”
“I could have easily been persuaded to have rough sex up against a wall, or any hard surface.”
“I’m just going to use it for a bit of juggling practice first.”
“I wondered if I could just pick your brains for a minute.”
“Sorry, is this not a convenient time?”
“Of course I know everything, that’s my job.”
“I’ve had some steamy sessions in my time.”
“If you’re about to claim sexual relations with them, I know you didn’t.”
“Women are like that, we bond easily.”
“No one is immune to my charm.”
“It’s where most evil wizards and witches have come from.”
“Have you been missing me?”
“You know how one boast leads to another.”
“You ensnared the legendary [name] on day one.”
“I think I know something I shouldn’t about you.”
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
“Any of that bollocks about what she did to me and how I really enjoyed it, all that anal penetration shit, you can take all that with a huge pinch of salt.”
“I only had some frankly rather weak stuff regarding your middle name.”
“I’ve got something of a delicate nature to discuss with you.”
“I want to make it clear that I do not agree with or support what I’m about to say.”
“She’s blowing up like a bloody balloon.”
“I thought she was having a nightmare.”
“Any nicknames I should know about?”
“He’s an extremely professional man and not, in fact, a reckless tit-end.”
“She’s a bit of a babe, this one.”
“That is why you’re no good at relationships.”
“I think it would be really helpful if we have her a proper name.”
“You do realize a man has died because of your email.”
“I’m not sure this is an appropriate moment.”
“You just can’t get me out of your head.”
“I won’t confuse you this time.”
“Despite signed confessions, some people still have the wrong idea.”
“Why bore me with all the details?”
“I’m not interested in your personal life.”
“I hope nobody gossips about me, because I’d hate to be the center of attention.”
“Keep your personal life personal.”
“It’s not just me you’ve treated despicably.”
“It now seems you’re a deranged madman.”
“I know you’ve had a dreadful day and that I’m partly responsible.”
“I think you know better than most that rumors aren’t always to be believed.”
“At times I have been cruel, I’ve lashed out, but it’s because I was hurt.”
“Is he the sort of doctor I should avoid?”
“He has a natural ability with women.”
“There’s something in him which makes him attractive.”
“She might not even exist.”
“Unless you’ve got something useful to say, don’t bother.”
“Where’s your sense of danger?”
“It might make me horny.”
“You should know better then, shouldn’t you?”
“Somebody might be about to die if I don’t find some cigarettes.”
“Will you be alright living there all by yourself?”
“A man’s actually said that to you?”
“Stand aside, please, information-technology boy.”
“It’s not all about a pretty-boy face around here.”
“Most people think of bouncing breasts.”
“You want to think a wee bit about personal hygiene, darling.”
“I want nicotine, then I’d like to meet a nice man and have a sexually-charged no-speaking affair.”
“You’ve got to be more exciting, a bit more spontaneous.”
“I was going to tell you but I haven’t found the right moment.”
“He must be quite something, the kind of man a woman can imagine spending her life with.”
“She got pregnant, then he dumped her.”
“Is there something wrong with your arm?”
“The stress is getting bigger and bigger, snowballing into more stress.”
“It’s just a vicious circle of stress, and I want to be able to break it but I don’t know how to.”
“I think you have to be immensely clever to really get to grips with the fundamentals.”
“I think you’ll find me a reasonable woman.”
“It certainly did form you into a rude, arrogant, selfish bastard with no interest in anybody but yourself.”
“It looks like a two year old’s just gone mad.”
“Apparently, if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your sperm taste nice.”
“My life is just in shambles and it’s getting worse.”
“Pull yourself together you cretinous fuckwit.”
“What sort of man hides in other people’s coats, rocking and whining to themselves?”
“Unhook yourself and stop being so weak.”
“I’d rather lick my own armpit.”
“I’ll have whatever’s making her hostile.”
“Long day and it’s about to get worse.”
“A very thoughtful offer, but at the same time also quite disgusting.”
“I don’t want to scare you, but I’d feel terribly guilty if I didn’t try to warn you as a friend.”
“The snake has arisen from the basket and awaits your tender charm.”
