SENTENCE MEME â¶ GREEN WING / 1.02 ââ 1.03
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âWhy do we go through this rigmarole every time?â
âI canât possibly be seen with you.â
âI may be many things, but being indiscreet isnât one of them.â
âI donât know what any of these buttons do.â
âSheâs my secret lover, the lady over there.â
âSheâs the woman of your dreams.â
âHow are you since I last saw you yesterday afternoon?â
âHope they donât take it as a sexual advance.â
âBeing at the same eye level creates easy-flowing conversation.â
âThis is the kind of behavior that they will not tolerate.â
âThis kind of insubordination is precisely the reason you were overlooked for promotion.â
âYouâre part of my anus.â
âYou are like the unprofessional co-pilot that causes an airplane disaster because he has no real sense of his true position.â
âYouâre the baby, Iâm the placenta.â
âNo bombing, no running, no petting, no diving, no inflatables.â
âLeave all swimming-related activities until later as this is an operating theater.â
âI think you should calm down, because I was only playing, my insecure little friend.â
âIâm not insecure. Iâm very, very secure.â
âIt hasnât helped that half the building assumed I slept with the first man I saw.â
âThatâs quite good for me because I havenât had any in some time.â
âI could have easily been persuaded to have rough sex up against a wall, or any hard surface.â
âIâm just going to use it for a bit of juggling practice first.â
âI wondered if I could just pick your brains for a minute.â
âSorry, is this not a convenient time?â
âOf course I know everything, thatâs my job.â
âIâve had some steamy sessions in my time.â
âIf youâre about to claim sexual relations with them, I know you didnât.â
âWomen are like that, we bond easily.â
âNo one is immune to my charm.â
âItâs where most evil wizards and witches have come from.â
âHave you been missing me?â
âYou know how one boast leads to another.â
âYou ensnared the legendary [name] on day one.â
âI think I know something I shouldnât about you.â
âHell hath no fury like a woman scorned.â
âAny of that bollocks about what she did to me and how I really enjoyed it, all that anal penetration shit, you can take all that with a huge pinch of salt.â
âI only had some frankly rather weak stuff regarding your middle name.â
âIâve got something of a delicate nature to discuss with you.â
âI want to make it clear that I do not agree with or support what Iâm about to say.â
âSheâs blowing up like a bloody balloon.â
âI thought she was having a nightmare.â
âAny nicknames I should know about?â
âHeâs an extremely professional man and not, in fact, a reckless tit-end.â
âSheâs a bit of a babe, this one.â
âThat is why youâre no good at relationships.â
âI think it would be really helpful if we have her a proper name.â
âYou do realize a man has died because of your email.â
âIâm not sure this is an appropriate moment.â
âYou just canât get me out of your head.â
âI wonât confuse you this time.â
âDespite signed confessions, some people still have the wrong idea.â
âWhy bore me with all the details?â
âIâm not interested in your personal life.â
âI hope nobody gossips about me, because Iâd hate to be the center of attention.â
âKeep your personal life personal.â
âItâs not just me youâve treated despicably.â
âIt now seems youâre a deranged madman.â
âI know youâve had a dreadful day and that Iâm partly responsible.â
âI think you know better than most that rumors arenât always to be believed.â
âAt times I have been cruel, Iâve lashed out, but itâs because I was hurt.â
âIs he the sort of doctor I should avoid?â
âHe has a natural ability with women.â
âThereâs something in him which makes him attractive.â
âShe might not even exist.â
âUnless youâve got something useful to say, donât bother.â
âWhereâs your sense of danger?â
âIt might make me horny.â
âYou should know better then, shouldnât you?â
âSomebody might be about to die if I donât find some cigarettes.â
âWill you be alright living there all by yourself?â
âA manâs actually said that to you?â
âStand aside, please, information-technology boy.â
âItâs not all about a pretty-boy face around here.â
âMost people think of bouncing breasts.â
âYou want to think a wee bit about personal hygiene, darling.â
âI want nicotine, then Iâd like to meet a nice man and have a sexually-charged no-speaking affair.â
âYouâve got to be more exciting, a bit more spontaneous.â
âI was going to tell you but I havenât found the right moment.â
âHe must be quite something, the kind of man a woman can imagine spending her life with.â
âShe got pregnant, then he dumped her.â
âIs there something wrong with your arm?â
âThe stress is getting bigger and bigger, snowballing into more stress.â
âItâs just a vicious circle of stress, and I want to be able to break it but I donât know how to.â
âI think you have to be immensely clever to really get to grips with the fundamentals.â
âI think youâll find me a reasonable woman.â
âIt certainly did form you into a rude, arrogant, selfish bastard with no interest in anybody but yourself.â
âIt looks like a two year oldâs just gone mad.â
âApparently, if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your sperm taste nice.â
âMy life is just in shambles and itâs getting worse.â
âPull yourself together you cretinous fuckwit.â
âWhat sort of man hides in other peopleâs coats, rocking and whining to themselves?â
âUnhook yourself and stop being so weak.â
âIâd rather lick my own armpit.â
âIâll have whateverâs making her hostile.â
âLong day and itâs about to get worse.â
âA very thoughtful offer, but at the same time also quite disgusting.â
âI donât want to scare you, but Iâd feel terribly guilty if I didnât try to warn you as a friend.â
âThe snake has arisen from the basket and awaits your tender charm.â