smol bean extraordinaire

a walking contradiction// the smollest bean

[horrorgay]

All humans are weak because we will all fall for The Classical Fan Art Pose. I like to call it the “Character nonchalantly wiping blood away from their mouth/nose with the back of their hand, murderous intent in their eyes”. I would go as far as to say it is indisputably the hottest pose you could draw someone in. In this essay I will-

[damascusdalek]

W-wheres the rest of the Essay OP

[loonaposting]

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

[thebootydiaries]

monkeys be chilling with their opposable thumbs minding their business and darwin b like 👁👁so basically..hm…..im monky

[gabriellabowden]

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

[notbeingconstructive]

now THAT’s arty.

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[realitytvshow]

[iam-not-lost]

“I like the scars because I like the stories. Bravery, stupidity, pain—none of them come free.”

— Jessica Martinez, Virtuosity

[zenpencils]

FRIDA KAHLO: Strange Like Me

[the-dream-i-had]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a while

[theproblematicblogger]

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[calebmp3]

[loremerchant]

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

Sustained.

[pi4nobl4ck]

[memesandlaughs]

[whybeabitchwhenyoucanbeawitch]

Emoji spell for more money

🔮💸💲💵💲💸🔮

Likes/loves charge

Reblogs cast

[ilovesloane]

i couldn’t make this shit up even if i wanted to 

[certifiedharrytrash]

accurate

[ezalyr]

Hello hey yes I realize my blog is dead but I would like to say if you’re at all interested in makeup or putting up with my dumb commentary check out my IG, Twitter or even add me on Snapchat, all @sinlettine . I’ve been doing a pride flag series on my IG all June, I’m getting ready to do a more theatrical series tho, my Twitter is nonesense and my Snapchat is selfies and memes pls talk to me 😂 I know I’ve made a few friends on here and I miss y’all so let’s hop platforms if possible mates, I’m sorry I’ve vanished

[sixpenceee]

A video of a sun dog. Sun dogs or phantom suns, are when there is a pair of bright spots on either side on the Sun. This happens when light interacts with ice crystals in the atmosphere, much like a sun halo. Sun dogs are best seen and are most conspicuous when the Sun is low. (Source)

More bizarre world posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[benevolentsocialplanner-blog]

Oscar-worthy