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Has anyone seen the big bad wolf? 🎃 #Halloween #littleredridinghood #costume

#littleredridinghood #halloween #costume

Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.

Poot Lovato.

i don’t need this

I’m dying

this is the funniest thing ever please just let me die

weirdbuzzfeed

“Do you think we’ll be friends forever, Phil?”

“I think we will, Chuckie. I think we will.“

montypythonandtheholyblog

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket

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dunhamsanddreamscapes

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today on satan makes a blog post

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Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

clockworkjerk

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

thelilnan

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

wernerwartzhog

i have never once cracked my phone’s screen in my entire life; can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like

I'm not one to usually to post anything that is related to politics but here is what really gets me:

While I agree that the border security needs to be addressed, refusing to apologize to the Latino community for the way he generalized us into a mouthful of insults is someone who should would never get my vote in a million years. Then there are the comments he has made regarding the men and women who have put their lives on the line for this country.

That being said, I keep seeing that there are Latinos who are very vocal about their support for him, but they seem to have forgotten that they and their Latino ancestors fall under the blanket of insults that he decided to spew on national television.

When you show up to the polls and you see his name on that ballot, just remember that he has insulted Latinos, prisoners of war, veterans, and even his fellow Republican colleges in less than a month. Chances are, you are next.

Douchey boy on train: So, you’re heading into Manhattan?

Me: Yes…?

Him: Cool, cool. If you want I could give you my number, take you on a tour?

Me: I am actually from the city, so I’m good.

Him: Nice, nice. I go to COLUMBIA.

Me: That’s great.

Him: Columbia is an Ivy League.

Me: I’m aware.

Him: So where you go to school? I bet you’re a women’s college type of gal, am I right?

Me: Nope.

Him: Aww, too bad. I wish we had girls like you at Columbia, but I guess you can’t be pretty AND smart.

Me: …

Him: …

Me: I go to Harvard.

Stop telling people about your dreams. All you are doing is opening the door to criticism, which in turn might discourage you. Start working on your dreams. Keep your head down, stay focused. Show people your results. People will pay more attention to your actions than your words.

Get to work.