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I wrote "warning: butch in heat" on a sticky note and stuck in to my bedroom door for my gf to find when she finished gaming but she's been yelling at her game and it's pissing me off and I am no longer in the mood so now the sign is off the door </3 womp womp

clownworshiper

placed the note on top of the dresser her clothes are in though so she knows what she's missing

I wrote "warning: butch in heat" on a sticky note and stuck in to my bedroom door for my gf to find when she finished gaming but she's been yelling at her game and it's pissing me off and I am no longer in the mood so now the sign is off the door </3 womp womp

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dykieran

it's crazy how once you notice how literally everything centres men all the time you will never be able to enjoy anything properly ever again

dykieran

this show is about men this movie is about men this game is meant to be played as a man these characters are men so they're intrinsically more likeable than their bitchy women counterparts this show is about women but they're all for men to look at this movie is about a woman but there's a guy there as well to make it more palatable for General Audience (men) this fandom is all about this one man what do you mean you don't like men. what about this man you must like him!!! he's like a woman to me! and by that i mean i headcanon him as a trans man because im #queeringit and him being a trans man basically means Woman Lite right? so i basically do care about women! and going on e makes you like men and going on t makes you like men and being a lesbian means you still have to have a himbo man friend and you HAVE to read this book! it's about a man

I went to mad at you island >:(

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barstoolblues

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

jesuis-snips

it genuinely melts my brain watching people take sith monologues at face value like they’re TED talks instead of… you know… villain speeches.

like. these are not neutral historians. these are not unbiased narrators. these are men who wake up every morning and choose manipulation as a lifestyle.

and yet people hear palpatine whispering into anakin’s ear like “the jedi are hiding things from you… they don’t trust you…” and go. wow. compelling. source: dude in a hood who has never told the truth once in his life.

HELLO???

of course he’s going to say that. what else is he supposed to do. sit anakin down and go “hi yes i am actively trying to emotionally isolate you from your support system so i can turn you into my apprentice and ruin your life” like be serious 😭

same with maul going “you’ve been indoctrinated by the jedi” as if HE wasn’t raised in a sith pipeline since childhood. sir. that is not a revelation.

and dooku. walking around like a philosophy professor going “the republic is corrupt” yeah okay, we know, and your solution is… fascism with extra lightning???

like yes. the jedi made mistakes. but, they’re an institution, not a divine being. but the leap from “the jedi aren’t perfect” to “the sith are telling the truth actually” is INSANE to me.

not even a month into living with my partner and I fr have not been this miserable in awhile.... maybe this ain't right....

#clownthoughts

man what's even the point of anything? I don't want to be here anymore

#clownthoughts

just realized that I have spent almost the entire day engaging in different forms of sh yayyyyyy kmssss

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woodwool

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

str-ngeloop

'no one radically changes their personality worldview and politics just because of a brain injury' okay well i can see how it would be comforting to think that but unfortunately thats simply not true. that type of shit happens all the time

#my mama!!