Is this a dream?

Boys and girls of every age. Wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with me and you will see, thus a dream of Nightmares. My name is Ezekiel "Ezzie" Boogie. I'm 21 years old, pleased to meet yourself.

[daughterofpain-deactivated20141]

Nobody did. They turned me into one after getting here. 

[ezzie-boogie]

Shit kiddo.

Want some Ezzie kisses to make you feel better?

[daughterofpain-deactivated20141]

Impressively strong. 

[ezzie-boogie]

Who let a kid into the Academy?

[ezzie-boogie]

My mustache game is strong.

[anisette-dicaramello]

Where do you come from?

[ezzie-boogie]

A place called Halloween Town.

[nemo-rivers]

Hiding from what? An emo guy with stringy hair?

[ezzie-boogie]

No. The Boogy man.

[villagemancub]

I suggest the same for you. 

[ezzie-boogie]

Naw, I'm good.

[henrypoppins-deactivated2016042]

*laughs* I don’t need to hide. 

[ezzie-boogie]

And why's that?

[alfie-the-mouse]

But seeing all the spooky shit that happens is the best part.

[ezzie-boogie]

Not if that spooky shit is happening to you.

[ftwfletcher-deactivated20150426]

Why would I do that? { Chuckles } It’s like one of the best holidays around!

[ezzie-boogie]

You might end up dying from a good scare.

[kennie-boggs-blog]

From what? Monsters?

[ezzie-boogie]

Exactly so.

[anisette-dicaramello]

But why? Why would people be that mean?

[ezzie-boogie]

Because it's where I come from and what I do?

[anisette-dicaramello]

Halloween? What’s that?

[ezzie-boogie]

A day where people like me can terrorize girls like you and get away with it.

[ezzie-boogie]

Halloween's going to be here soon. I suggest you start hiding now.

[prince-rex-skellington]

Yiffing. Yifferino. Yifftastic. Yiffsansabar.Yiffingmoose. Yiffingwoof. Yiff. Yiff. YIFF EZZIE FUCKING YIFFING

[ezzie-boogie]

*runs*

*stops once tired which isn't that far away*

[prince-rex-skellington]

You know I can get in either way I can literally peel back my skin and use my fucking bone as a lockpick, and if not that then I can just detach my arm and ut on the edward scissorhand arm I keep in my closet, I’ll fucking fist you with that shit if you try running away from me. Also you hurt me for leaving like that. Yiff

[ezzie-boogie]

*Shivers* Please don't do that. I wanted to go home for a bit. I needed my daily dose of child-like screams.*Smirks* Besides yours anyways.

[lumpy-the-heffalump]

[jaq drops] That’s terrible! Dude, why would you do that? 

[ezzie-boogie]

You heard of the Boogie Man?

[prince-rex-skellington]

You’re going to take it you lil bitch, how dar you leave like that who the hell do u think you are? I’m going to yiff with random guys all over your room. Have fun getting that stain out of the couches

[ezzie-boogie]

You're mad that I left? Are you fucking serious? Are you going to be the psychotic ex boyfriend that doesn't leave me alone? I guess it's time to change the locks.