Ezzydesu 📜✨️

Lorewalker, Theorist & Reacter | ✌️❤️🌱 | 26 | they/them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | Ezzydesu was taken | Lore/theory posts: #lorewalker ezzydesu | Bees by @deliarts

[ezzydayo]

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[legalparallelfifths]

gorgeous librarians by thomas hawk

[ezzydayo]

This sign is my equivalent of the white van meme 💖💜💙

[slugsketches]

jk Rowling needs to be tried in a court and have her assets seized and searched and her wealth confiscated and redistributed while shes on the way to prison

[caluanthes]

DUNGEON MESHI DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON 1x07 - Kelpie / Porridge / Broiled with Sauce

[ezzydayo]

VOTE SENSHI FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!!

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

💬 3940  🔁 18637  ❤️ 25394 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[caluanthes]

DUNGEON MESHI DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON 1x07 - Kelpie / Porridge / Broiled with Sauce

[tumblr]

now I'm hungry

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 23 hours 56 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[ezzydayo]

SENSHI MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN? PEAK. 🥘

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[ezzydayo]

I JUST HAVE TO SHARE THIS POST I SAW IN THE BLOODYMARY GROUP, I ALREADY WONDERED HOW LONG IT'D TAKE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 94

Loki (Marvel)

Ken the Butcher (The Gaslight District)

Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen 0)

Voting ended onJun 8

[ezzydayo]

Twinkatron 1 and 2 and then there is Ken 😭

[ezzydayo]

I just started the Project Hail Mary audiobook and the narrator's voice/book!Grace give me massive Daniel Molloy from Interview with the Vampire vibes so far, just a tinge less cynical.

PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this !!

[deliarts]

GET THAT WEIRD LIL GEODE ROBOT OFF MY FEED. I WONT WATCH THE SPACE MOVIE. I WILL NOT. YOU CANNOT MAKE ME RYAN GOSLING. I WOOOOOOONT

[zeeple]

One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.

[deliarts]

NO. GET OUT OF HERE KEN, I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR AMAZINGLY DRAWN FACE IN MY TUMBLR FEED

[ezzydayo]

BUT LIKE - he is a dorky awkward wet cat of a scientist with a wet noodle as a backbone, his biggest passion is teaching kids about science, and he looks incredible in cozy cardigans, along with the biggest universal aroace headcanon I've ever seen. And his best friend is a living rock. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?!

Bonus is the BloodyMary fanart of Ryan Gosling and Markiplier kissing...

[ezzydayo]

So clearly, I have a type...

and I mean that in the most aroace way possible

[ezzydayo]

Part 2 ✨️

yes im bisexual too, shush.

[ezzydayo]

My friend debuted a new Vtuber model so he goes on The List™ too

twitch.tv/CyanideBlizzard

[ezzydayo]

The best part about the BloodyMary ship is seeing copious amount of fanart of Ryan Gosling and Markiplier blushing at eachother.

and them kissing ofcourse too, but the aro/ace-spec angst y'all are writing between these two is fueling my soul just as much >:3

But like all the AUs of Grace and Rocky picking up Simon along the way to Erid, and he thinking this is all one big hallucination, Grace being so clumsy in human interaction (unrelated to his time alone in space, he was always like that ...) and them just working through their trauma??? *chefs kiss*

[ezzydayo]

BloodyMary 🩸🛰️

Iron Lung / Project Hail Mary (2026)

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[ezzydayo]

I'm so deep into PHM/Bloody Mary AUs, I found myself into a BLOODY MARY SPIDER-MAN AU?! Including Colt from The Fall Guy?! Best. Day. Ever.

Also, the Project Hail Mary aesthetic and the aro-ace flag people keep drawing Ryland Grace with GO SO WELL TOGETHER??? 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do other countries do the whole “leaving furniture you want gone on the curb for other people to just grab” or is that an american thing

[catvincent]

The Dutch do it and it's called The King's Gift, but when Brits do it, taking the stuff is actually a crime called, wait for it, Theft By Finding.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

😭

[ezzydayo]

Where I live in the Netherlands, we just put a picture on a local Facebook group and say "Free pickup" because we are too lazy to haul it anywhere and the word "free" attracts Dutch people like a moth to a flame. Win-win 😭

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The ads on my phone know I like tits but can’t figure out my gender which is very funny to me

[oak-the-professor]

what does this look like

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I get ads targeting trans men and trans women and then I get a bunch of ads that I think are meant for single men about dating apps and a lot of lesbian dating app ads, it’s a mix

[ezzydayo]

Before I got youtube premium, my ads were genuinely about pregnancy and shaving ballsacks - I feel like I broke the ad algorithm.

[ezzydayo]

I watched Project Hail Mary and I finally understand the hype.

I am also headcanoning an AU that the dots are what caused Convicts's Universe to end, you know, for some potential Bloody Mary angst...

Gifs by @lum1natriiix