It's time to sharpen your instincts!

I'm six times sharper than your average key signature!

[heartsh444ped]

my audition went rly rly well today !!!!!!!! relieved to have all the hard stuff of senior year behind me!!!

[howtomusicmajor]

I am a 23 year old professional singer with a master's degree and an AGMA contract soon

How do I not have a copy of 26 Italian Songs and Arias

I've sung entire sets out of that book

Where is it

[howtomusicmajor]

Update: I bought a medium low edition and a medium high edition because I’m teaching voice lessons now. I wanted to have options, and they were like $4 each. 

Then I got the last box of my books from my parents’ basement.

I now have 

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Copies of these stupid books.

HOW. 

[howtomusicmajor]

At least the duplicate oratorio collections are FOR MY VOICE TYPE.

SOMEONE TAKE AWAY MY THRIFTBOOKS ACCESS.

[elly-fant]

I live round the corner from this weird second-hand bookshop that’s literally lots of linked lorry-trailers. When I tracked down something I’d been looking for for ages online, the only reliable source turned out to be them. Several times. (Un)luckily I’m only home when they’re open during school holidays and (probably my fault) they don’t have much flute music or maths books

[shittymoviedetails]

In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.

[classical-crap]

debussy was a weeb

[classical-crap]

I like that people keep reblogging this and not the version where I actually gave context

[twosetmoments]

#2: no words needed 💕

my heart is melting 😌 but also feeling like trash at the same time 🙃

[►] 2Set - Calvin Harris x Avicii Medley [Violin/Piano Cover]

Also, have you watched today’s TwoSet 2 Million Tchaikovsky drop?

Czytaj dalej

[kihba-deactivated20211123]

“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

[lesbofujo]

[lingling40hrs]

i called mozart “mozzy” in history today oops

[russsianbimbo]

/beauty is terror/

[four-flats]

Translations of composer’s names

J. S. Bach: John-Sebastian from the Creek

G. F. Handel: George Tiny Hands

Ludwig van Beethoven: Louis from the [shitty?] Beet Farm

Franz Schubert: Frank the Shoemaker

Johannes Brahms: Johnny Broom

Franz Liszt: Frank Flour

Frédéric Chopin: Freddy Who Drinks In Excess

P. I. Tchaikovsky: Peter the Lapwing (it’s a type of bird apparently)

Richard Strauss: Richard the Belligerent Person

Antonin Dvorak: Anthony the Rich Farmer

W. A. Mozart: Wolfgang The Sloppy Bogman

[toms-order]

GUYS!! I never ask you guys for anything but my friend is in need of help right now. His dog Echo is sick and needs sugery. Unfortunately my friend cannot afford it and set up a GoFundMe page here !!!

Pls pls go help out! His dog is very important to him and he only has 4 days to get the money!! Anything would be appreciated!!

[icelikevinyl-deactivated2021042]

joy is underrated as an artistic objective

[flute110]

you: who’s your favourite composer

me: mm i love me some clawed the boo sea

you: i’ve never heard of him!

me: or pole hinder mitt

you: who

me: or fee licks mend else on

you: ???

me: head fart greek

you:

me: heck tore barely owes

me: jewel mass a neigh

me: or to rain oh rest pee gay

me: hair rick wit tucker

me: are am catch at oar ian

me: salt and cow dye

me: john willy hams

me: bell a bar took

me: yo hand a may

me: hen rye purse hell

me: cammy san sons

me: leigh oh dell leaves

me: and tony oh viviality

me: pole duke has

me: france juice F. hiding

me: art oar oh markers

me: lend burns time

me: duh meet rye shots her cove itch

me: and tonne brick nor

me: bed riches met anna

me: me kyle gull inker

me: john sir bail he us

me: all hicks under glass urn off

me: rich hard S. trounce

me: yo hannah’s bra mmmmmmmmmmmmms

me: ant on in vore jack

me: sir gay pro coffee elf

me: rich hard walk nor

me: free the rick shopping

me: fee licks mend L. son

me: sir gay rack man in off

me: lay uphold moats art

me: more E’s rave L.

me: car L. kneel son

me: purse E. grange her

me: sea pee E. bark

me: loo E. spore

me: france shoe Bert

me: loo twig fan bait hoe Venn

me: all ban beg

me: goo staff holts

me: john add hams

me: robe hurt shoe man

me: aah! run cope land

me: do my neck oh scar latte

me: yo hand the bass tea and bark

me: hill the guard fan bing in

me: head ward L. gore

me: goo staff marlboro

me: peter ill itch chai cough ski

me: wolf gang am a day us moats art

me: E. gore strap fins key

you:

me:

you:

me:

you:

me: hbu

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

you: this post is years old let it die

me, an intellectual: tag yourself i’m sir gay pro-coffee elf

[mioxenoblade]

National Suicide Prevention Hotline:  [phone]

Trans Lifeline USA:  1-877-565-8860

Trans Lifeline Canada: 1-877-330-6366

The Trevor Project Hotline:  [phone]

The Trevor Project also offers texting and chat

You are an amazing person. Don’t give up on yourself.

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[mac-the-knife]

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

[classical-crap]

so my teacher caught me improvising and said that my playing in those few minutes was about twice as technically proficient as most of the pieces I’ve been struggling to learn for a YEAR (and I mean /really/ struggling, not just “this embellishment could be better”) and I don’t know how to feel about that

join jazz band?

[elly-fant]

Learn your pieces by ear?

[midnightjellys]

Ok like I’m here for the whole “if it doesn’t make you happy, don’t do it” movement but like, be smart, yeah? Don’t just quit your job out of the blue, even if it is soul sucking, get another job first. Don’t just kick your roommate out because you aren’t getting along, talk to them first. And don’t say absolutely everything that pops into your mind, because discretion will save your ass on occasion. I’m not saying you can’t live authentically, but be smart.

[itstheleopard]

And while we’re at it, rudeness and honesty are not the same thing. “I’m just being honest” is not an excuse to be nasty to someone for no reason, and “that’s just how I am” is not an excuse not to change your behavior.