im love my wife

25 | british | piano/viola/violin! not rlly active anymore

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[theconcealedweapon]

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[gayrandalgraves]

[depsidase]

[strange-aeons]

Went to a restaurant wearing a floofy tulle skirt, had an unexpected allergic reaction and had to Leave, got so nauseous I couldn't move and passed out face down fully clothed on top of my duvet cover. Woke up a few hours later and Koshekh was burrowed under my skirt hugging my ass.

The bingus is the greatest animal of all time everyone should have a bingus.

[strange-aeons]

I think he knows I'm posting about him

[theblackparadeisdead]

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[caats]

[casperarts]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is a sopping wet beast

[hollowedskin]

Boy why are you so paws??

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[achesspiece]

um. you probably should not mix these activities

[achesspiece]

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]