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[scratch-meowt]

me: I have no idea what to make for dinner.

my mom: pretty sure I'm going to do meatloaf with mashed potatoes and porn.

me: excuse me?

my mom: porn. peas and corn mixed together. it's dad's favorite.

[ne-me-laissant-que-mes-regrets]

[ID: A tweet from @ NebsGoodTakes that reads, "rescuing woke grok from elon's goon crypt", with a gif of two people with a robot running away attached to the post. A quote retweet from @ canned_possums reads "Knights of Guinevere". /End ID]

[sacred-portal]

[scratch-meowt]

[chaifootsteps]

[beautifulbitch-3]

[televisiongifs]

Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) Rigor (S05E03)

[doubleca5t]

Happy 6th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jacking off to stepmom porn on 9/11

[doubleca5t]

The legend lives on.......

[chrisdornerfanclub]

[nudityandnerdery]

What, we don't share important information anymore on this website? You think people don't need a link to the list?

20 Depeche Mode Songs to Make Your Shift at the Factory Even Hornier

Good news rivet heads, because we’ve compiled a list of the sexiest Depeche Mode songs to elevate the sexual tension during the daily grind

Important advice in the article, too.

[simplymarge1974]

[zedogica]

guy whose genitalia is one of these

[feline-felon]

What happens if you get the ball in the cup?

[zedogica]

pregnant

[feline-felon]

Me or him?

[zedogica]

mysteries abound in the realm of cup and ball

[thememedaddy]

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

straight up dart’n it in the pussy like a soulless machine

[leosoralyyn]

Odysseus' last words to Poseidon

[depsidase]

[runcibility]

[themidnightsociety]

[visualobscurity]

[ly0nheart1]

Apparently you fuck the mechanic while being super uninterested.

[anthology-of-interest-2-deactiv]

He’s probably having an existential crisis because the cover of the book is exactly what’s happening to him while he’s balls deep in the mechanic.

[vulgarweed]

The early roots of Chuck Tingle metaporn.

[bigbigbigtruck]

Pounded In The Butt By Infinitely Recursive Depictions Of My Engine Failure

[scratch-meowt]