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Just a dumbass sailor with a Tumblr account. Feel free to say hello! (No donation requests/soliciting)

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

Introduction

Hello! My name is Stray. No particular theme on this blog, it's just general chaos. Expect cats. I only remember to tag things of I'm replying or posting, and even then it's very, very rarely. My fandom side blog is @songs-of-future-past. I also post more art and writing there than I do on this blog, so I highly request you go follow it as well.

Note: Do not go to my asks and request donations. Please do not go to my messages and ask for donations. I cannot give you money. I cannot give anyone money, especially outside my country. This is for legal reasons. I will block and report anyone who tries to solicit donations. I'm sorry.

Also: Ask games. Please link the original post in your ask, I will probably have lost it.

Divider is a F2U asset by Kazoothecat on Deviantart that I pulled from Google.

[mike2527]

Doodles of Shadow? Narrator

Idk everyone draws him as a seulet (idk how to spell that) so I decided to draw him as one too

[yenthecat]

Simply cherubic

[rpmemes-galore]

SCAM WARNING

this pos blog (and others like them) is randomly tagging blogs and warning them that they need to verify info... do NOT click the link. report for spam and block

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[pangur-and-grim]

[dailycatsblog]

[pangur-and-grim]

cleaning him

[pangur-and-grim]

those aren’t their names!!!!!!

[glavilio]

disrupting skyspace james turnell / coyote

[felinefractious]

Question about cat colors: My family has several DSH brown tabby cats, including this little lady who is almost all brown, except for a light patch around her mouth. Is this a normal feature of tabbies, or just very light white spotting?

Thank you for your time and consideration, have a nice day.

The white “bowtie” on the muzzle is a normal feature of tabbies!

[First Image || Second Image]

Here are a couple examples where you can see it!

[yuumei-art]

It's once again Witch Hat Monday! I've made so many fanarts over the years that I probably have one to post for every episode lol The manga has endless amazing brim hat designs that inspired me to go crazy with a Van Gogh's Starry Night hat 🌟⭐✨

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[theoneofwhomisblue]

196 rule

[tardigrade-gaming]

On the subject of He/Him (caps required), can't forget the classic:

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Amazing

[patternedclouds]

There was a poll going around lately about opinions on Blazed posts, and it reminded me that I have the power to make random strangers perceive very important cats. As such, please enjoy this cat. Thank u

[pointless-achievements]

i found a bag of teeth in some stuff i'd been given by my granny before she died. realized they were human. assumed maybe they were hers or a family member's. talked to my mother today and apparently my granny just had like a dozen jars of teeth and no one knows where she got any of them. like, it tracks, but now i've got to work out how to get mystery teeth through tsa to take them home

Achievement Unlocked:

Welcome to the TSCU

You're now slated for your own film in the "The Santa Clause" Cinematic universe. Prepare to be visited by Tim Allen in a fat suit because you're the next Tooth Fairy.

[chooseittehmemes12233]

@entities-of-posts

The Flesh?

[pointless-achievements]

No, not the Flesh, the Santa Clause, a hit Christmas movie starring Tim Allen and also two bad Christmas movies also starring Tim Allen and, I guess, a fucking Christmas streaming TV show starring Tim Allen?

[theflesh-official]

WE HAVE NO MEMORY OF ANY INVOLVEMENT IN THIS FIASCO

[pointless-achievements]

See? No flesh, just Tim Allen.

[ominous-signs]

I'm not sure if this counts as properly ominous, but it's my favorite roadsign ever to be honest. Makes me cackle every time. I've had this photo for forever.

I do however also have this one. again not sure if you'd count it as ominous but.

Official ominous sign

(though @silly-signs could take the first keysmash-vibes sign)

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[whitefireprincess]

Maggie And Her Dads