Lavender Wretch

Rose | It/She | Local Mech Doll

[dogpuppy]

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[nightsdoodles]

[flowerbleedme]

beautiful. woman. detected.

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[shinesurge]

clingy

[puppypouty]

Butches jerking off in mechs 🔞♀️by @Hamlet_Machine

[sweeetestcurse]

Charlize Theron as Imperator Furiosa

[junejasprose-addict]

It used to be feminism 101 that using male terms by default is bad, but then trans women wanted a piece of that pie and suddenly everyone becomes philosophers and etymologists discussing the nuances of language instead of just listening to women

[myfootyrthroat]

"It was just a joke!"

Sure. It also wasn't very funny and it bombed. And now you have to deal with that.

[myfootyrthroat]

"You can't even tell a joke anymore!?"

You can and you did. And people can react to it. Here we are.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Relatedly, this is one of my pet peeves about people who use shock humour

Shock humour only works because there's a high risk of failure. The idea is that you are saying something socially shocking - something that your audience knows is "wrong" to say. It winds your audience's emotions up tight, like a spring, so that they have to 'release' into a response.

You're hoping that response will be laughter, to break the tension. Often it is. The "I cannot believe you just said that" reaction. A famous internet example is "I also choose this guy's dead wife".

But, it very well might unwind the other way, into visceral rejection, and you have to be okay with that. It was only funny because of the risk of failure! You can't throw a fit about it if it does, in fact, fail

[goatgirleyes]

portrait

[lxi-mobageshiki]

[skopostheorie]

[darkmoonhyena]

It's so tough being a MiG-27 girl, I always get really nervous and rattle myself apart whenever girls ask me to show off my GSh-6-30 rotary cannon in public

[sovietnam]

[gogurtgirlsucker]

i need 1,000,000 tattoos and a sword and to built shit outta metal and to become very stable and generous and reliable and breathe out in the far deep forests and the sea and feel the waves and the wind and the tall grasses and the brambles and the cool stone and the cool dirt and the hot metal and breathe fire and wield the flames and ride a motorcycle and get fucked in the ass ten thousand times per week and spend time with my friends watching stupid movies and talking and hanging out in abandoned buildings and old tunnels and the caves of the drains and grow plants and pet cats and take naps and get punched and tell jokes and do things with a heart of whimsy and never tell a lie and be myself and be a sexy lady with a secret and a cool outfit of cheap clothes

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

visceral