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HI SID

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[sidsthekid]

in a daze

[couthbbg]

Stephen King | x . x . x

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celly oat

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[keelpay]

Sharks 25-26 Regular Season Penalty Counts (fixed)

(I had another post for this but realized I had a bug in my code, so plz delete that version so we can all forget my blunders 😁)

Committed: did the action (ex: tripped someone)

Drawn: victim of action (ex: got tripped)

Served: player chosen to serve bench penalties (ex: too many men, unsuccessful coach's challenge), or other types where the original guy can't serve it (ex: goalie leaving the crease, major fighting, etc), but may not have actually done anything

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Normalized (fixed)

Someone had in the tags of the now-deleted original post requesting a normalized version, so thank you to @bluishfrog for explaining to me how to do that since I am not a stats person!

Essentially, this is the data above just divided by each players average time on ice and games played for the season so you can get an idea of how much they did relative to how often they played:

below the cut is the side-by-side comparisons of counts versus normalized versions

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[valyrfia]

h*ated r*valry not only did irreparable damage to fandom containment but also introduced a bunch of people to sports rpf who do not get the premise of either sports or rpf

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[fabbe]

why are the babies always girls in hockey fics. i'm so tired of it.

[pr0f-l0ser]

Sick as hell, so I drew him to feel better

[eletricalkitten]

baby geno: yes I broke my leg, yes I still play, can someone please cut my cast

[starrynet]

which sport has the best ball/object?*

🏀 basketball

⚽️ soccer ball (football)

🏈 football (american)

🎾 tennis ball

⚾️ baseball

⚫️ hockey puck

🏐 volleyball

🥏 frisbee

🏓🥍🏑🏸🏏 miscellaneous other ball used for sports

bald/not sure/no preference/etc

anti-sportsball protest vote

Remaining time: 20 hours 56 minutes

*I am NOT asking which sport you like the most. I want to know which ball (or object used instead of a ball) is your favorite

[marvelthismarvelthat]

my friends, it is not illegal to recognize there are problematic elements to the content you enjoy. it’s called critical thinking. you can enjoy something and not turn a blind eye to the shit wrong with it. 

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being a sports fan will have you saying shit like 'oh boy i hope my favorite millionaire's business negotiations go well today!'

[boysonthebench]

[castratecapuchin]

okay i’m done with off season now. let’s watch hockey let’s watch hockey let’s watch hockey. play hockey so i can watch it and you do new things and i can watch it and and and and