Fabian Rutter & Rufus Zeno = Fabrus ~fabrus5eva~

my fanfiction.net account:  https://www.fanfiction.net/~fabrus5eva  

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bonus: the mara one is specifically of when she tried to be a baddie in season 1. rip bad girl mara

[fabrus5eva]

Happy birthday, Nina and Joy

Except I hope it’s not a happy birthday. I hope it’s a bad birthday. I am SICK and I am TIRED of Fabian obsessing over those two (2) when he CLEARLY belongs with the one and the only Rufus Zeno. Also, if y’all could stop shipping Fabian with LITERALLY anybody else that’d be great. Thanks.

Jk I’m not thanking y’all for something that should have happened years ago.

So

I wish Nina and Joy a bad birthday.

-Fabrus5eva

[theosirianischosen]

Of all people, why Rufus Zeno?  He’s insane!

[fabrus5eva]

Well. *cracks knuckles* Where do I begin?

1. Rufus is tall and Fabian enjoys that

2. Nina and Joy have too much hair. It keeps clogging the drains at Anubis House and at one point Fabian woke up to the horrendous sounds of construction because they had to open up the pipes to dig out the hairballs. 

2.5. and honestly that gave Fabian a HUGE headache because he is not a morning person and he needs his ~beauty~ sleep

3. Rufus was in a pickle commercial

4. When Nina and Joy come out as lesbians and start dating each other Fabian will think “I can’t believe the LOvE of my life Nina Martin is a lesbian. To win her back I will also become gay” and then he starts dating Rufus Zeno to spite Nina but he and Rufus end up falling in love and the rest is history <3 <3 <3

5. When Fabian slow danced with Nina she kept stepping on his feet so thank you, next

6. Rufus has a bad boy looking going on and nobody else can rock it quite like him 

7. Rufus gives up his life of crime for Fabian and they ride of happily into the sunset and live happily ever after with a pet turkey

And there’s 7 reasons on the 7th day of the 7th month as to why Fabrus is the best ship EVA.

*~fabrus5eva~*

[fabrus5eva]

ALSO!!!!! we cannot forget the fact that Rufus Zeno, the handsomest man in all of Anubis land! has non weak and non non athletic hands while Fabian has weak and non athletic hands so they balance each other out perfectly.

[fabrus5eva]

Happy birthday, Nina and Joy

Except I hope it’s not a happy birthday. I hope it’s a bad birthday. I am SICK and I am TIRED of Fabian obsessing over those two (2) when he CLEARLY belongs with the one and the only Rufus Zeno. Also, if y’all could stop shipping Fabian with LITERALLY anybody else that’d be great. Thanks.

Jk I’m not thanking y’all for something that should have happened years ago.

So

I wish Nina and Joy a bad birthday.

-Fabrus5eva

[theosirianischosen]

Of all people, why Rufus Zeno?  He’s insane!

[fabrus5eva]

Well. *cracks knuckles* Where do I begin?

1. Rufus is tall and Fabian enjoys that

2. Nina and Joy have too much hair. It keeps clogging the drains at Anubis House and at one point Fabian woke up to the horrendous sounds of construction because they had to open up the pipes to dig out the hairballs. 

2.5. and honestly that gave Fabian a HUGE headache because he is not a morning person and he needs his ~beauty~ sleep

3. Rufus was in a pickle commercial

4. When Nina and Joy come out as lesbians and start dating each other Fabian will think “I can’t believe the LOvE of my life Nina Martin is a lesbian. To win her back I will also become gay” and then he starts dating Rufus Zeno to spite Nina but he and Rufus end up falling in love and the rest is history <3 <3 <3

5. When Fabian slow danced with Nina she kept stepping on his feet so thank you, next

6. Rufus has a bad boy looking going on and nobody else can rock it quite like him 

7. Rufus gives up his life of crime for Fabian and they ride of happily into the sunset and live happily ever after with a pet turkey

And there’s 7 reasons on the 7th day of the 7th month as to why Fabrus is the best ship EVA.

*~fabrus5eva~*

[fabrus5eva]

Happy birthday, Nina and Joy

Except I hope it’s not a happy birthday. I hope it’s a bad birthday. I am SICK and I am TIRED of Fabian obsessing over those two (2) when he CLEARLY belongs with the one and the only Rufus Zeno. Also, if y’all could stop shipping Fabian with LITERALLY anybody else that’d be great. Thanks.

Jk I’m not thanking y’all for something that should have happened years ago.

So

I wish Nina and Joy a bad birthday.

-Fabrus5eva

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Patricia: I’m gonna ask you this one time: where is Joy?

Nina: I’ll do you one better: WHO is Joy?

Alfie: I’ll do YOU one better: WHY is Joy?

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Victor: Admit you’re in touch with Rufus Zeno!

Vera: No!

Victor: Rufus Zeno is still alive and you have been helping him!

Vera: You calling me a liar?

Victor: I ain’t calling you a truther!!

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Trudy: Why are your shoes soaking wet?

Alfie: There was a puddle.

Trudy: But why did you step in it?

Alfie: It was a puddle.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Patricia: Woah, is that my box of Pop-tarts?

Eddie, through a mouthful of crumbs: Yeah, what are you gonna do, kill me?

Patricia: 10

Eddie: 10 what?

Patricia: 9

Eddie: Oh god.

Patricia: 8

Eddie: *panicked screaming*

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Mick: Have you asked her out yet?

Fabian: I’m about to. Just finished listening to Eye Of The Tiger and did 5 shots to prep. Let’s do this.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Joy: Aren’t you gay?

KT: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologise.

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I tried to draw a Willow in the Tangled Series style. I like it.

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Joy: *kicking down the door* WHAT DAY IS IT?

Fabian: …

Fabian: June 1st?

KT: *busting out of Fabian’s wardrobe* IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF PRIDE!

Fabian: How did you even get in there?

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House of Anubis + Owl City tweets: 1/?

If you follow my main blog @howyoustudythestars you know that I’m a huge fan of Owl City aka Adam Young.  And if you look at his Twitter feed, you know it’s a comedy gold mine!  I figured I would give this a try!  I have a lot more tweets that I can do for this!!

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house of anubis + text posts

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sibuna

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My body is but a #rufus zeno temple.

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