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tiny little mans

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ever had bubble tea?

[zsnes]

im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[authenticstains]

[super-affection]

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[blackness-by-your-side]

Even the idea that there is a video where an American man rape a kid makes me sick. Ashton Kutcher is doing a great job by using his power and privilege to raise awareness about human trafficking. Every parent dreams of the bright, happy and SAFE future to his/her child. This guy tries to change this country, this world into a better one. This Hollywood celebrity woke up and tried to draw the government’s attention to this very crucial problem of child trafficking.

[blue-starr-in-the-sky-port]

Honestly God bless Ashton Kutcher and anybody else who is actively engaged in the fight against child trafficking. People telling him it’s “not his place” can stick it up their ass, this is a real problem and he’s actually doing something about it, and I applaud him wholeheartedly.

[roavaswardrobe]

Visit Original Link

[ask-fire-emblem-olivia-deactiva]

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

[macromothmicroplastic]

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[wizardshark]

there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

[veggiedaddy]

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

[golden-girl-daisy]

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

Ghostpuppers!

[recentgooglesearches]

was sloppy joe a real man

[henstomper]

hey you wanna come over to my house after school? we can stand directly across from eachother and do this

[super-affection]

and maybe even… this…?

[thejusticethatissocial]

flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH

[namek-deactivated20190919]

we are god’s abandoned animal crossing town

[astrodickology]

No offense but the way men talk to women sometimes is so……..yikes…….

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[aegoniitargaryen]

religious affiliation:  “Cool Girl” speech, Gone Girl (2014)

[coveverde-deactivated20190228]

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl. Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)