hey there babycakes

Did you fall from the sky because you look like a dead bird.

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[artpopvenusguy]

straight boys a summary 

[facebugging]

me: i'm going shopping do you want something?

friend: nah, i'm fine

*arrives*

me: *eating cookies*

friend: give me one

me: are you fuckin kidding with me

[patunes]

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

[brimalandro]

[cityelf]

[patricksdiehard]

this makes me laugh so hard 

[bigspender]

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[braingremlinmovedblogs-blog]

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

[frigerator-deactivated20140427]

IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY

U DON’T TELL THEM

[mtvstyle]

want this moment burned on my eyelids

[facebugging]

Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

[r3333f]

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

[jeliyfish]

I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.

[shouldnt]

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

[stokesandoates]

[butterflies-turning-to-dust-dea]

this is so true it’s scary

[blackcollarcitizen-deactivated2]

Me: OMGF IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR HALLOW…

Stores: 

[shewillfeatdrake]

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making