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Some dude's happily whistling Take on Me

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#6

Why is it even at 40° Fahrenheit on a rainy day that I see guys wearing nothing but a t-shirt, light jacket, basketball shorts and flip flops? What the fuck is keeping you warm? I know not a girlfriend

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@returnofthemackles

Can our rivalry be like cole and dylan sprouts

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#5

@returnofthemackles needed some soup in her life so she brought some alphabet for lunch. I went with her to heat it up. It wouldn’t leave the can no matter how hard she hit it so I went to get a spoon for her. When I came back a minute later she’s still slapping the can

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@returnofthemackles

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#5

@returnofthemackles needed some soup in her life so she brought some alphabet for lunch. I went with her to heat it up. It wouldn't leave the can no matter how hard she hit it so I went to get a spoon for her. When I came back a minute later she's still slapping the can

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#4

Theres a dude sitting in a mermaid outfit behind me. He looks beautiful tho

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#3

After figure drawing I have to go wash the thick layer of charcoal off of my hands. I went into the bathroom and started washing. I then heard a loud snore and spun around to see a woman sleeping on the padded bench. Her feet were covered in grime. The model I just drew walked in and looked at me, then stopped to look at the sleeping woman, then continued on her path

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#2

On campus lately we've been getting different panels or protests or speakers. Today there was a church group in front of the student center preaching about jesus. Across from him was a kid in a mickey mouse hat dancing like he had no joints.

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#1

My first day of college started on the day of the eclipse. I don't know what but there's gotta be a metaphor in there somewhere...