#bathroom stories

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"WHO IS IN HERE?!"

[wilder368]

Tales of the Toilet

There are many, many stories about people using bathrooms, there is a long history.  More than the spiked laxative from the movies American Pie & Dumb and Dumber with a character in need of rush to get a toilet bowl to let it out or off-screen toilet flushing from the classic TV show of All in the Family.  There are many, many stories.  Stories we share among others, at work, school and other places. The stories are true or made-up based on actual people.  Even on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and especially Tumblr, along with other internet media sites. My latest book contains 97 short stories of people going and using the bathroom. Available for purchase on online shopping sites and download of eBooks.

[lifeaccordingtocrohns]

[ggnogoodgood]

I'm so close to my bff that one day in the bathrooms I saw her white low top converse in the stall next to mine and naturally snapped a picture of her foot and sent it to her. I was contemplating saying hello but by the time i worked up the courage I realized she was 100% pooping. So I leave the bathroom, thinking of something whitty to say to her when I walk into her outside of the bathroom. WHAT THE FUCK! YOUR BASIC ASS BITCH HAS BEEN OUT HERE THE WHOLE DAMN TIME! WHO'S SHOE DID I SNAP TO YOU!?!?! I ALMOST SAID "HELLO I LOVE YOU" TO A RANDOM STRANGER POOPING!!! I now have trust issues with basic white girls. Im still having a panic attack at the almost akward situation. Georgia never forgives, and never forgets.

[tylertropes]

Based on a true story.

[mightaswell101]

Why girls take so much time in the bathroom

The other day I was in the bathroom and this one girl came in the bathroom crying and her friends tried to console her and I think they were talking about abuse (from the little of it that I heard) so teachers if a girl ever shows up late to class and says she was in the bathroom for the love of all that is holy just let them come in and don't make a big deal of it.

[wilder368]

Wilder Sam Brounson’s: Tales of the Toilet

For a long time, I created and written plenty of stories, mostly shorts. Stories that are based on myself and others.  Hopefully I can turn to writing a novel.  Tales of the Toilet, writing and creating has been a real challenge and a total dare for me to release with help of my publishers, distributers and retailers.  I HOPE You enjoy the 93 short individual stories, which I referred as scenarios. Think it as my version of the Twilight Zone and other TV programming without the mystery. Hey, sometimes going to the bathroom, private or public could somewhat be like a mystery.  PLEASE buy the book, read the book and hopefully you will enjoy the book.  From time to time I will randomly post sample stories on my Tumblr page from “Tales of the Toilet” and also from “My Collection of Short Stories”!  Hopefully a movie or a TV show could be based on my book.

[sup3rqu33n]

I cannot get over how our precious Anna handled that biochemical bomb in Davy's office like it was NOTHING! The pure unadulterated gall of sauntering back into that boardroom just reeking of butt funk, yet still batting those falsies like the boss bitch she is.

I mean we already know our girl is no ordinary gal, but that level of savagery really takes the cake. To sit pretty polished through that whole meeting, all while Davy's trying his damndest not to keel over from the fumes. I bet his whole face was clearing 50 shades of red and green just from holding in the heaves, bless!

And you know he was ALL about getting that loan thru for our Anna, so he just had to suck it up and power through the putrid plume like a true gent.

But hey, if you can survive a biological attack from bae then you know the chemistry is real, ya know? And look where it got Anna girl in the end - one big fat loan comin her way! Some risks are just worth the steamy reward. 💜💩