Metaphors

Rank: Citizen Lives in District Alpha Mayor at HCCR Affiliated with Citta Alveare

[curationim-deactivated20141216]

    |✯|       “That might not have been the prettiest rug in the world but it was all I had!                   Why did you do that?”

[facelessmayor]

"Because you needed to replace it. Obviously."

[facelessmayor]

"How boring. No one has noticed my redecorating yet. I was sure to set fire to someone's awful rug in front of them, too..."

[facelessmayor]

"Well it's good to know this city seems to like having me around to spruce up where everything is supposed to be placed."

[facelessmayor]

"You're all idiots and I'm setting the horse thing on fire to replace it."

[facelessmayor]

A City in Disarray || Open/Intro

[indecypherablemind]

The moment he decided to go out and finally get a bit of fresh air for once and this happens. Of course it would. Nothing else would be appropriate.

Cypher turned to address the clearly mad woman who had apparently found him, only to find nothing but empty air. No matter which way he turned, he couldn’t find the source of the voice. Was this some sort of trick? Had the voice been in his head? No, of course not. He had distinctly felt someone tap him on the shoulder.

He glanced around and cursed his luck: there weren’t any buildings he could put his back to at the moment. His shoulders clearly tensed at the realization and a frown set in on his face. Where was Silas when he needed him? Perhaps he should have joined him on his trip to the marketplace, after all.

He glanced about furtively, hoping for at least a glimpse of who or what was speaking to him.

"I don’t know who you are, but if this is supposed to be a joke, it’s not entertaining."

[facelessmayor]

"A joke? I wouldn't joke about these things in the slightest. You know you share that living space with others unseen--you should keep it to specifications. "

She simply stood behind the man, just out of eye sight every time she saw him turn. How did she even do that? It was purely amazing. It wasn't to hard for him to to get a look if he tried. Just try a bit harder maybe he'll get it soon.

"You see, if you looked maybe a tad harder to just where the corner of your eyes are, maybe you'd catch a glimpse of me. Oh but there's not much to see really I guess. Just an old woman that happens to have naught a face. Do you think maybe you could change the colour of your cabinets? They are so bland and dull. Maybe move the kitchen counter up a foot too. And I mean up. Not forward. Difference."

[gummrush]

oops forgot to upload this! The Faceless Old Woman that secretly lives in your home, just chillin around the corner of your eye (?)

We’re still deciding on an art style among the artists, but you should follow the project’s blog here to get more updates on how we’re doing C:

[facelessmayor]

A City in Disarray || Open/Intro

Eyes would flicker over all the objects that were so out of place it was almost laughable.

Would being the key word here.

That meaning if the woman did have eyes they would be flickering about at everything that was disorganized and everywhere. What a mess she had arrived to. It was like her absence had brought in an era of untidiness.

Not really it was just the fact everyone's memories were all over the place.

Moving about as she does, out of everyone's view, she made her way through the city, fixing what she could as she went. Granted she was not seen as living everywhere by the scientists themselves this time, but she was still going to act as if she did. Because really, who would mind someone around they couldn't see? Tidying up their homes, too. Why, thought sounded just like something everyone would want.

After placing a bowl of soup under the table where it belonged while it's owner was not paying attention--as per usual--she tapped at her chin a bit to take in all the people around her. There seemed to be more than she remembered. Fascinating. Keeping out of sight behind one of them, she tapped a ghost-like finger on their shoulder, still keeping out of their vision as they looked for her.

"Hello. I'd like to inform you that your housing was in utter disarray, and I took it upon myself to reorganize. The bed is properly glued to the wall, and the stove was moved two inches forward. Also I replaced your curtains."

[facelessmayor]

"Back again, back again. So much to do, so much rearranging to be done."

[bitterbrokenbones]

Yesterday whilst suffering from a lack of sleep and possibly also a sugar high, I hallucinated for a second that a woman sitting across from me at the airport had no features, or just skin stretched over her features, and it left me quite startled and jittery.

So I did this to kill time and my enemies. And now she’s my new headcanon for the Faceless Old Woman who secretly lives in your home.

[captainnefarious]

Poster I made for my digital media class.

[littlepryingpandorica]

"You are Fragile. And Blind. And Wanting. And stepping alone into the Great Darkness of the Future."

Faceless Old Woman (Welcome To Night Vale)

[facelessmayor]

¬_¬ I need to chipmunk/squirrel-proof my apartment...

"Easy fix. Get a dog. 3 dogs. Two feral. One the most annoying breed you can imagine. Are the two feral ones fighting yet? Good. The annoying one yapping so your ears bleed? Very good. Now you can ignore the chipmunk and squirrel problem more easily."

[facelessmayor]

¬_¬ I'm thinking about getting a new couch, since the last one mysteriously caught fire. Any suggestions?

"Replace it with a hot coal bed. Then, string above it taxidermy animals. Preferably your favourite animal. Do not string live animals in case the strings break and they fall onto the hot coal bed. Add a water cooler next to the hot coal bed in case you get thirsty."

[facelessmayor]

¬_¬

"What's your religion again? Dismiss that. Take everything from it out of your home and replace it with bad clown portraits and statues. In fact, take everything from your home and replace it with such. Add in some glitter around the necessities."

[facelessmayor]

¬_¬ Home decorating advice?

"Of course. First, remove the toilet completely. You don't need that. Second, flip the rug on it's side, creating a rug wall (this may take some hairspray to keep standing up). Third, set your house on fire because it looks awful."

[ask-fancy-titan-eren-deactivate]

Send a "¬_¬" for some bad advice from my muse!!

[facelessmayor]

Bonus points if you give me a topic on what to give bad advice on!

[facelessmayor]