ollie

if you have come from ao3 my actual account is facethemuses with one s on the end

[geryone]

Erou, Maya Phillips

[fabrowrites]

are you a “if i don’t accurately pinpoint what background character 37 is eating in this scene I might die” fic writer or a “if i have to go back and rewatch one (1) episode for basic fact-checking purposes i might die” fic writer

[scouts-mockingbird]

Being a writer is fun because you get to google things like “parts of a staircase” and find that people have already drawn out beautifully labeled diagrams of the parts of a staircase with the exact information you need.

[weidli]

scrolling through my own blog like wow this girl has good taste and agrees with me on everything

[godstiel]

i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery

[geniusoflove]

people are the most interesting thing in the world im obsessed w everyones weird habits and funny stories. the average person is so fucked up that its funny. like no one on earth is normal n u should make it ur job to see why

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

not now, im noticing the pattern

[kristina100000]

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

[deathgasmic]

babygirl i am constantly riddled with extreme feelings of inadequacy

[velidewrites]

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sorry I forgot i'm alive Can you please repeat the question.

[fairycosmos]

literally every day i say to myself “wow i’m having a really bad one today” like girl i think this is just your life.

[magdalenas]

i am neither breaking the cycle nor continuing the loop but a secret third thing

[firefox-official]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

[apocalypseswhore]

they're minor inconveniences TO YOU. i WILL consider killing myself

[pathologising]

one thing about me is that I am going to cry

[stella-lvna-deactivated20221115]

also i wonder what it’s like to not be afraid that you annoy every single person you ever interact with