facework.

It's Dr. Bitch now, bitch.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how write book?

[cargopantsman]

like that but more

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh noooooo

[facework]

Currently.

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

The peanut butter in Reese's cups has the taste and texture of like a vitamin enriched paste you squeeze from a tube directly into your mouth when you've been living in a bunker for 30 years bc aliens invaded and it's your birthday treat. I say this with love

[academicssay]

[facework]

Trying to write syllabi when it's a guarantee the semester takes a shit almost immediately.

[hypersexualsportswear]

[auditorycheesecakes]

the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

[teachermisery]

This kid for secretary of ed.! https://www.instagram.com/p/CChiLLZHTIg/?igshid=s3tg8n1f58pf

[animatedtext]

[arandomthot]

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times

[sophie531896273240810891]

when professors read ur essays and are like “what did you mean by this *underlines completely unintelligible sentence*” im like smh idk arent you the one with a phd? figure it out -_-

[thebelchers]

I should probably teach you kids how to play pool.Bob’s Burgers, Housetrap (S05E19)

[gahdamnpunk]

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

[1st-1]

[buttpoems]

[hazy-october]

[facework]

I was drunk and named my Animal Crossing island The Ba-hoe-mas and I can't change it.

[facework]

Tired but still got it.

[facework]

Students intentionally submitting files that can't be opened to buy themselves time on an assignment.