Facts For Babies

[judecrdans]

how am I gonna fall in love when no one will ever tell me they're forever undone by me and that i'm their sweet villain and darling god and their sickness and their sweet nemesis and the object of an obsession that disgusts them enough to think about the way i walk or the callouses of my fingers or the curls of my hair or an absent bite of my lip and-

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]

[lordascapelion]

We should piss on the poor

[bonerwater]

Life’s all about being a kinky weirdo online and making people have a lil crush on you

[diomdes]

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

[diomdes]

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

Your actions have consequences

[facts4babies]

Colette ratatouille was also hiding a rat and the rats had sex controlling the humans bodies

[homunculus-argument]

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

[hapalopus]

Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan

[facts4babies]

They are BURNT!! HELP THEM!

[bloodenjoyer]

Tries to throw a punch at you and accidentally grabs your penis and starts jerking you off real good

[facts4babies]

The devil works hard but tumblr users work harder

[uglygirlstatus]

[popepauljohn]

[sheherlockholmes]

[needsmoreexplosions]

bites down on my false tooth that contains a pill that makes me grow a real tooth

[catchymemes]