Facts with Chris

These are facts. Probably. A popular newspaper that everyone knows describes them as "Insightful. Edgy. Relevant." while others have referred to them as "Stop asking me and go home." You be the judge.

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Salmon swim upstream only because every time one turns downstream, it flys past the others too fast to tell them how much easier it is.

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3 years running, love in the time of cholera has been voted favorite movie that people have never seen.

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Fumbling a football was previously known as a whoopsidaisy but President Garfield deamed that "wussy af".

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The pilgrims absolutely hated corn, but went along with the Indians just to be nice neighbors.

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President Reagan famously loved jelly beans, but jelly beans could not love him back because love is fickle.

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The abominable snowman & big foot began a game of hide & seek many moons ago w/o discussing who would count 1st so they've both been hiding.

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Statistically, 38% of people named Edgar are bound for a life of woe.

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If walls could talk they'd be passive aggressive. "Oh THAT'S what you're wearing? That's an interesting choice..."

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The CIA hosts an elite task force made up primarily of mallard ducks. They are useless and haven't been seen since the winter of '98.

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Popularly unknown, in the late 60's there was a serial killer known as Janis Choplin. I know what you're thinking, no, not the botanist.

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The garbanzo bean is little known for its ability to fight heart disease, inflammation, and the forces of evil.

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Spaghetti alla puttanesca literally translates from Italian to "spaghetti as if made by a whore." I couldn't make that up if I tried.

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It is well known in another country that things happen in certain places at particular times with a number of people in a peculiar way.

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While mahogany is a popular type of wood, it's also a popular type of pudding in the swiss alps which locals have only described as "gross."

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Little red riding hood's parents deserve to be slapped right in the face. I mean straight up, directly in the face.

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The Poseidon Adventure is based off the actual life & times of Mr. Poseidon himself, but they exaggerated the waves a bit, you know, cinema.

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Harry Potter & Twilight universes connect. Not shown: Cedric Diggory gets bit by a vampire, comes back as Edward Cullen.

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