noa

somehow sports invaded this blog

[russelliv]

Torger is a fraud and i need everyone in the mercedes board to GET HIM OUT

[wisteriagoesvroom]

kimi just hitting track limits for the love of the game

[landonor]

lando doing everything he can and mclaren throwing that effort away, a tale as old as time

[couthbbg]

sports when I don't really care: this is fun!! ooh good shot haha yay :)

sports when I care so much: tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts

[artanogon]

they need to make a best friend that lives anywhere close to you

[fadesse]

@boohowdy or force your best friend to move in either you

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[fcbswiatek]

he runs this shit like a navy

[crawfordboxes]

when you can see a goalies eyes go all squinty bc they’re smiling so big trough their mask reblog if u agree.

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative

[wordproblemapoligist]

[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"

She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.

"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]

[nebulasreblogs]

“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past

[marumicore]

everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[daily-nhl-polls]

Do you own an NHL jersey?

Many!

One!

Nope!

Remaining time: 6 days 48 minutes

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[noctthedoor]

Don’t leave this in the tags

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[digivolvin]

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes