i prefer love triangle bc geometry

newt | 20s | he/him | my ao3 | Don't talk to me unless you want to hear about trains | I follow from mehrcurry

[daily-nhl-polls]

Would you wear a signed jersey to a game?

Yes

No

Nuance

Remaining time: 6 days 14 minutes

[faustique]

planetariums, art museums, aquariums, science museums my beloved

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[hocceius]

where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

[emziess]

Do puppet-show. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[rylandsgrace]

Project Hail Mary (2026) + Tumblr text posts

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[ibetyouthinkaboutstarwars]

phm (mostly strattland) textposts! (‘cause I was feeling left out)

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[gurlsrool]

I just saw a post of someone saying they save reels they wanna watch later by sending them to the rock. and a musician was in the comments like “yeah, a guy used me for this but he’d send me profiles of baddies”

and now I want a texting fic where non hockey player Ilya saves profiles of women he wants to fuck by DMing them to darling of the NHL and Mr. Brand Posts Shane Hollander, never expecting him to see it

only Shane’s team has encouraged him to become more involved with his fans on socials so he DOES see it and is like “who are you? what the fuck are you doing?”

Ilya finds it hilarious and keeps using him to save profiles because it has the added bonus of pissing Shane off. He starts circling back when he hooks up with the women too and rates the hookup, which infuriates Shane even more. Then one day, with no preamble, he sends a profile of a hot guy and Shane…short circuits

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[osterby]

Welcome!

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

I haven't seen enough posts appreciating eva stratts wardrobe. thank you phm costuming department for looking at the woman who is kept functional by coffee and sheer force of will and who has the weight of the world quite literally resting on her shoulders and deciding that she shouldn't be dealing with women's formal wear on top of all that.