imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose

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imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose
My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone
THE PARTRIDGE IS IN THE PEAR TREE.
THERE ARE TWO (2) TURTLE DOVES.
always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.
wgatever .
Matching older couple I saw on my walk
the floating head of wisdom
“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish
Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement
this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont
in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now
what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick
Modern day Medusa
it comes and goes in waves
*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy