i have too much spare time

sometimes i’m artistic. most of the time i’m just drowning in my own confusion | he/it/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | anarchist ⩜⃝ ☠︎︎ ⛥⃝ | as a general rule i do not donate money to individual people if i don’t know them personally, so please don’t ask me for money | do not steal my art to train ai, do not repost my art | right-wingers dni | all of my art is tagged under #crowdoesart

[st4rboyloser]

spider-punk speaks for my blog

[turing-tested]

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

These are the best tags

[cobblepottery]

A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.

[toastybugguy]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[lovelyl0tte]

they flagged this as mature content holy shit

[sacred-pro-fiction]

🌈: Trans women don't have to shave their beards or get bottom surgery or do voice training. Women can look however they want!

Cis gnc woman: I want to grow a beard and have a deep voice and flat chest

🌈: Ummm but at that point aren't you basically trans or at least nonbinary? Women typically don't want to have male traits :/ Do whatever makes you happy but you probably aren't a woman if you feel that way jsyk

[idolomantises]

Something really needs to be said about the amount of queer shows with queer fandoms that are weirdly apathetic towards racism and misogyny.

[sunnimals]

Some of you have got to understand and learn that just because something is on someone's dni list does not mean that that person hates people who do/are that thing. It does not even necessarily mean that they think the people on their dni are evil or morally wrong.

"DNI" means "Do Not Interact" and it is NOTHING but a list of what the person is/isn't comfortable with. You being On Someone's DNI does not = they want you to lose your rights and die in horrible ways.

It literally ONLY means (and should ONLY be used as) "this is who makes me uncomfortable. If you are one of these kinds of people, please do not interact with me or I will block you." No one person has perfectly correct morals and no one dni list is an exhaustive list of everyone who is Bad excluding everyone who is Good. That is simply not the way human people work.

Come on you guys. Someone denying you access to their blog on tumblr dot com because they don't vibe with you is not killing you dead. There are probably like a bazillion more blogs who are fine with you interacting. We have gotten much too comfortable violating people's boundaries just because we're online behind screens, and much too comfortable whining and throwing fits about it when they don't like it.

"Your posts are PUBLIC I can do whatever I want!" Yes, other people irl are out in public all the time too, but that doesnt mean we get to go up to them and say vile stuff just because we're "allowed" to.

And on that note, people you dislike and even hate still deserve basic human rights and decency

[vithcy]

Can anyone stop being an anti black racist for a moment? I want a chance at enjoying things again

[vithcy]

I'm not even kidding it's so clear that everyone sees black people and especially black women as some sort of alternate species. I'm getting into doll collection & customization videos because I've been getting into collecting myself and toys and art are supposed to bring me happiness and even there I can't escape the anti blackness. Like... you're lucky if you find a character or doll that's consistently brown skinned and carefully designed in popular brands. Collectors will always favor light skin or fantasy colors anyways. I had to watch a white creator call a custom Garnet doll "dummy thicc" and describe her in progress proportions as "female rappery" why couldn't just have said curvy? You're not funny or cool and I'm very tired

[karlmarxmaybe-2]

URGENT!! $4,500 NEEDED THIS MONTH TO SAVE A BABY AND HIS FAMILY!!

Chuffed link

Raneen, @a00h2, is my friend. She is trapped in Gaza, Palestine, with her family. She lost everything in the bombings and is now in poverty and homelesness. Her 1-year-old baby has lung cancer; she needs to pay $4,500 more this month to get him out of Gaza, so he can get treatment and survive.

My friend doesn't have that money. She can't help him alone. Please, I beg you, donate, whatever you can. $40, $20, $10, $5, whatever you can, it will all be useful. Thank you so much.

Her account is vetted by @90-ghost here, by @gazavetters (#576) , and by @bilal-salah0. This Chuffed fundraiser goes directly to her; for transparency, you can dm @a00h2 if you want to confirm it.

PLEASE, HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY FRIEND'S BABY!!

$5,200/$9,700

ONLY $4,500 NEEDED!!

THERE WERE NO DONATIONS IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. PLEASE, DONATE!!

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[mothnem]

Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????

[autistobrat]

I have a good prank idea

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[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

you can have fun with Sexual Diamorphism

[n0turg1rlfr1end]

first date idea i give u a 10 second head start and if i catch u i get to keep u

[garaks-padded-bra]

guys there is a woman across from me on the train who has probably 300 pins/buttons of the same 2 men kissing with tongue and she is asleep with an unlit cigarette in her mouth

[drops-of-universe]

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[ludicrouscheeseburger]

All of the above, plus:

For years after 9/11 we were constantly told “NEVER FORGET” and the idea was basically “keep feeling sad and afraid and especially ANGRY forever; don’t let time dull your emotional response like it’s naturally supposed to; continue to justify the injustices by feeling this way all the time.” And the 3000 deaths were constantly pointed to as this huge deal that justified any lengths to go to.

And then Covid hit. And there were several points during the height of the pandemic (because fun fact, according to the actual definitions of a pandemic, *it’s not technically over yet!* ) where we were having a 9/11’s worth of deaths every week or so. And suddenly 3000 deaths were not a big deal at all. Instead of being enough reason to go to war far away and strip us at home of many rights too, they weren’t even enough justification to make people wear a damn piece of fabric over their face.

3000 people died once and now the government can legally wiretap anyone without a warrant, and hold people at Gitmo under suspicion of terrorism (no need for due process)… 3000 people dying every week but we should all still be going out to brunch and concerts and who cares about the disabled and immunocompromised?

Something in me broke. Make all the 9/11 jokes you want.

[dragongirlsweetie]

idea: turn a girl into a vaporbeon and uhhhh. i dont know. now she's blue and weird

[dragongirlsweetie]

she's all like what's happening to meeeee and you're like lolllll you're likesome kind of fishdog

[dragongirlsnout]

And then she goes all flooby

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

🫪 are you talkbing about me

[dragongirlsnout]

Are you perhaps blue and weird? A little flooby even?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

........yeahb 🥺😭

[dragongirlsnout]

That's A-okay! Hey, can you do me a solid and climb in here? I'll give you a weed gummy 🥺

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

that sbounds nice 😭💙

[llovinghome]